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Say goodbye to the future.
Say goodbye to the future.
Here at Aple we believe our customers should get what they deserve.* This is why we have given them new features to improve their daily lives.
Here at Aple we believe our customers should get what they deserve.* This is why we have given them new features to improve their daily lives.
Slick design.
Slick design.
Here at Aple, we believe that our design should be designed for the user, rather than for the apps on the phone. That is why we have removed all apps from the iPhoen 20X, and improved our design to be just the right size for your hand. The new iPhoen 20X also dumps all sort of plugs, holes, jacks and buttons because we believe that Simpler is Better**. And instead of a screen, you now have a lovely black space with potato stickers on it.
Here at Aple, we believe that our design should be designed for the user, rather than for the apps on the phone. That is why we have removed all apps from the iPhoen 20X, and improved our design to be just the right size for your hand. The new iPhoen 20X also dumps all sort of plugs, holes, jacks and buttons because we believe that Simpler is Better**. And instead of a screen, you now have a lovely black space with potato stickers on it.
Upgraded storage.
Upgraded storage.
The new iPhoen 20X design harbours 600 times the original amount of storage that was planned to be on this device***.
The new iPhoen 20X design harbours 600 times the original amount of storage that was planned to be on this device***.
Xzirí is now smarter then ever.
Xzirí is now smarter then ever.
We have the most innovative operating system ever created, and the world's most intelligent**** artificial intelligence bot to have ever been created, Xzirí.
We have the most innovative operating system ever created, and the world's most intelligent**** artificial intelligence bot to have ever been created, Xzirí.
The new Xzirí is perfectly designed to fit your needs and to help you, and only you*****.
*what we believe our customers believe they deserve and what our customers believe they deserve may vary. **The new iPhoen 20X will have no charging port, and therefore will only last you 6 days and 28 hours and 13 minutes and 9 seconds and 15 milliseconds.***Original storage was 17 kilobytes, new storage options range from 5 to 10 megabytes.****Intelligent, in this context, means "certainly interesting".*****Any data Xzirí records will be recorded and reported to multiple partner organizations.
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