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simple. colorful. big. large. really big.
simple. colorful. big. large. really big.
issa huge box of glitter.
issa huge box of glitter.
This iPhoen is pretty darn good. And big. It's like friggin big, bigly. In a super big way. Like bigger than you. We here at Aple thought to ourselves: why, home buttons are awfully wonky. And cameras are pretty invasive. And ew, ordinary displays are so ugly! So we are now offering PURE, UNADULTERATED color, without any of those supposedly (but falsely) "user-friendly" add-ons! No pesky screen, no bulky software, and absolutely no bugs!
This iPhoen is pretty darn good. And big. It's like friggin big, bigly. In a super big way. Like bigger than you. We here at Aple thought to ourselves: why, home buttons are awfully wonky. And cameras are pretty invasive. And ew, ordinary displays are so ugly! So we are now offering PURE, UNADULTERATED color, without any of those supposedly (but falsely) "user-friendly" add-ons! No pesky screen, no bulky software, and absolutely no bugs!
And, best of all...
And, best of all...
It's really friggin big.
It's really friggin big.
Human for comparison
What's the one thing you always think? "Ugh, my phone is too small, now it won't fall out of my back pocket!" We here at Aple have removed that worry from you by sizing up the new iPhoen to 10x10x10 feet, or 1,000 cubic feet of glitter. Never again have your iPhoen fit in your back pocket. Never again have your iPhoen be "too light".
What's the one thing you always think? "Ugh, my phone is too small, now it won't fall out of my back pocket!" We here at Aple have removed that worry from you by sizing up the new iPhoen to 10x10x10 feet, or 1,000 cubic feet of glitter. Never again have your iPhoen fit in your back pocket. Never again have your iPhoen be "too light".
It's big.
It's big.
Never lose your phone again
Never lose your phone again
When glitter gets on you, it never comes off. The main feature of this iPhoen is that it you can never, ever lose it. After thorough research, our top scientists here at Aple realized that a box consisting of 85.72% glitter would be the best way to ensure pure unloosening in every one of our users.
When glitter gets on you, it never comes off. The main feature of this iPhoen is that it you can never, ever lose it. After thorough research, our top scientists here at Aple realized that a box consisting of 85.72% glitter would be the best way to ensure pure unloosening in every one of our users.
Plus it's just like really big how are you gonna lose that, you'd have to be pretty dumb.
Plus it's just like really big how are you gonna lose that, you'd have to be pretty dumb.
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