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Smaller than ever.
Smaller than ever.
The new iPhoen 20X pLUS is ten times smaller than the original iPhoen, which is very ironic, considering the name of this new iPhoen. The new iPhoen 20X pLUS is also more portable with a larger spirit, which doesn't make any sense but ok.
The new iPhoen 20X pLUS is ten times smaller than the original iPhoen, which is very ironic, considering the name of this new iPhoen. The new iPhoen 20X pLUS is also more portable with a larger spirit, which doesn't make any sense but ok.
Resilient to the cold.
Resilient to the cold.
Since the new iPhoen melts at very warm temperatures**, putting it in the cold will strengthen your iPhoen and keep it from melting.
Since the new iPhoen melts at very warm temperatures**, putting it in the cold will strengthen your iPhoen and keep it from melting.
Your parents will love it.
Your parents will love it.
We here at Aple know for a fact that your parents always beg you to put your phone away. Now, your phone has a battery life of under six minutes, which we know is gonna make your parents happy*.
We here at Aple know for a fact that your parents always beg you to put your phone away. Now, your phone has a battery life of under six minutes, which we know is gonna make your parents happy*.
The new iPhoen 20X pLUS, a new generation of Phoen.
The new iPhoen 20X pLUS, a new generation of Phoen.
*Until you don't answer their calls, at which point they will probably murder you.
**60º Fahrenheit and up or 16º Celsius
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