Aple is a small, startup company created by a small family in Mid-Western Djibouti. Our whole family grew up in Minnesota, and has lived in Djibouti, Alaska ever since. We support our products cuz we luv them. You shld toats buy them, bx we have bettr products thæn Sætan's company, APPLE.
And we all looked like our good friend nick miller over here while designing each product, so you know we're supes thoughtful about our sauce. We guarantee you won't be upsetti spaghetti.
We were founded by many a thicc boi, such as that butt Aesop, redheaded Michaelangelo, and an asian chicken nugget. We got Italians, Greeks, other former communist country people, and Sebastian Stan stans. So you know we got that dope diversity.