Meet Bernard. Before owning the iPhoen 2, Bernard owned an
Apple iPhone X, but he quickly grew frustrated with all of the dumb, stupid, idiotic buttons and screen that made the iPhone X impossible to use. But now Bernard has the iPhoen 2, and he couldn't be happier. Rather than having all the thousands of functions his old iPhone had, he now only has to deal with the one function of the iPhoen 2: it is a potatoe.