the Village Website

A campaign by Eddie Clunan to save our public 
phone boxes from being closed and removed by BT.

Doggy Poo Poster  for downloading and printing.  Torver and Coniston versions available.


Village News Service

The Village Email News Service
Sign up  for local news and announcements.
The Nobbut reaches over 80% of villagers

Nobbut Notice Board

Church House Inn
Building More Bedrooms - revised opening times
See attachment - bottom of this page
Opening times also on the Calendar page

Parish Council Minutes and Agendas

Village Hall

Known as    The Schoolroom
History - Contact - Booking - 100 Club

Fuzz Box

Ulverston Police Desk  -  Coronation Hall
Monday to Friday   -   9am to 12 noon.

Coniston & Crake Catchment Partnership
Dedicated to the monitoring and protection of our waterways from Coniston Water down through the River Crake and the local becks that feed them.

Previous website dog 
dismissed for
conduct on a public website.

The Ancient Village of Torver lies in a beautiful wooded valley close to Coniston Water at the southern end of the Lake District National Park. 

‘Thorvergh’ owes its origins to the Viking Norse incursions of the eighth century when they got tired of all that rapin’ and pillagin’ and decided to settle down. Of course, it was all mud huts back then (‘torf’ and ‘erg’: turf roofed hut) and most of them have gone now, but the Church House Inn dates from 1378.
(and other old stuff)

Want to know more about Torver? 
All in the navigation bar at the top of the page or
down the side bar.  Or ask Torver's Village Idiot.
He'll be sat on a wall somewhere in the village.

The Village Idiot

Ralph, the website dog.

The Odds & Sods Box

Church House Inn
Revised opening times for January due to building work.
Monday to Wednesday  -  closed
Thursday  -  4.30pm to 10.30pm
Friday, Saturday & Sunday  -  12 noon until late

Can you tie a knot?
Do you know the right knot for the job?
Can you tell a sheepshank from a sheet bend?
Would you hang your life from the best knot you can tie?
If not and you'd like to know, try The Knot Book by Geoffrey Budworth, available from Amazon.  I'm a bit of a knot knerd and I wouldn't be without it.

Following recent Nobbut activity on broadband speeds, a reminder of this site's Self Help Speed-Up page (recently updated) - lots of tips for improving your system.
And do please send me your ideas.


(Lancashire Climbing & Caving Club)
Parking and location on the Attractions page.

Fly Fishing
       Coniston & Torver
District Angling Association
New members welcomed

We have two splendid pubs in Torver
Details on the  Pubs  page



Hideous Dwarf,
Jan 7, 2017, 6:32 AM