I never was much good at sex.

I found it's erotic effects

caused such excitation

that full consummation

would simply expose my defects.

My digital/oral donation

endured for the vital duration

but try as I may

the bomb in the bay

was primed for extreme detonation.

So, when it came to the crux,

my efforts were far from deluxe.

And that's why I sit

writing this shit

instead of enjoying more

fundamental experiences.

Tony Thorpe