Sex
I never was much good at sex.
I found it's erotic effects
caused such excitation
that full consummation
would simply expose my defects.
My digital/oral donation
endured for the vital duration
but try as I may
the bomb in the bay
was primed for extreme detonation.
So, when it came to the crux,
my efforts were far from deluxe.
And that's why I sit
writing this shit
instead of enjoying more
fundamental experiences.
Tony Thorpe