Cats and Dogs
Cats like bats
And wearing hats
And packing gats
In basement flats
And chasing rats
And swatting gnats
On door mats.
Dogs like hogs
And yule logs
And making clogs
And putting togs
On gollywogs
And chasing frogs
In peat bogs.
Mice like vice
And being nice
To fleas and lice
And playing dice
In snow and ice
And eating rice
At half price.
Pigs like twigs
And smoking cigs
And eating figs
And wearing wigs
And dancing jigs
And doing gigs
On oil rigs.
But elephants
Can’t see the relephants.
Tony Thorpe