Cats and Dogs

Cats like bats

And wearing hats

And packing gats

In basement flats

And chasing rats

And swatting gnats

On door mats.

Dogs like hogs

And yule logs

And making clogs

And putting togs

On gollywogs

And chasing frogs

In peat bogs.

Mice like vice

And being nice

To fleas and lice

And playing dice

In snow and ice

And eating rice

At half price.

Pigs like twigs

And smoking cigs

And eating figs

And wearing wigs

And dancing jigs

And doing gigs

On oil rigs.

But elephants

Can’t see the relephants.

Tony Thorpe