On eighteenth June in Mull this year the weather was sublime
To family and friends it was a celebration time
We’d gathered from all round the globe for Caroline and Ed
To cheer and give our best support, and watch as they were wed
They pledged their love, they kissed a kiss, they promised to commit
And Jamie wore a kilt that didn’t fit
So beautiful, was Jamie’s mum, in slinky black new dress
As they drove up dad clutched his head, and he had to confess
His one good suit, which he’d looked out, he’d left it on the bed
Three pounds to Oxfam bought for him another one instead
Rebecca altered legs for length with trusty sewing kit
But Jamie had his kilt that didn’t fit
Old Tobermory church is grand, sat high upon the hill
With views across the bay that made the congregation thrill
A piper led procession brought the traffic to a halt
Our wedding celebration was proceeding without fault
To Western Isles Hotel: champagne and oysters and good wit
And Jamie in a kilt that didn’t fit
Grand dining, speeches, toasts and jokes, great fun and laughter loud
Dressed up in all their finery, a smart and happy crowd
Our memories will linger on, we won’t forget tonight
The lovely couple made us glad, but there was one more sight
As Jamie walked across the floor it slipped down bit by bit
Till Jamie lost his kilt that didn’t fit