Avocado

How I love an avocado,

Other foods make me a saddo.

Take away this mashed potato,

I don’t need no squashed tomato,

That banana’s still not yellow,

I can’t even look at jello.

Don't you hear me mum and daddo?

All I want is avocado.

I could swim the Colorado,

There become a desperado,

Hiding incommunicado,

Then emerge with great bravado

Like a Japanese Mikado.

All for one more avocado.