Jamie and the Monk

On visiting an abbey, little hunk,

Wee Jamie saw they each slept in a bunk.

When he arrived and saw one bed,

A man in cloak and hood had said,

“I welcome you, my name is Jamie monk.”

The room was damp because it was up higher,

While down below the kitchen was much drier.

A monk fried chips, chunk after chunk,

Wee Jamie laughed, “It’s the chipmunk.”

“How dare you call me that! No, I’m the Friar.”