Argentina
Increase stability by fighting Peronists: Catastrophic failure
Australia
Oil Conservation through better agriculture: Unusual success, Desertification reduce too
Reduce Desertification: Significant success
Reduce Integration problems: Minor success
Increase Relations Score with Papua New Guinea: Failure
Brazil
Reduce Poverty: Minor Success
Oil exploration: Success.
Canada
Oil exploration: Success
Economic development: Significant success
China
Continue Amur River Project: Success
Coal Gasification to reduce oil use: Success
High speed rails to reduce oil use: Success
Bio fuels to reduce oil use: Success
Increase Oil Production: Success
Lower Authoritarian Score: Horrible failure
Reduce effect of demographic crisis: Insignificant results.
Increase Stability Score: Catastrophic failure
Reduce corruption: Catastrophic failure
Improve Relations Score with Myanmar: Excellent success
Improve Relations Score with Pakistan: Excellent success
Improve Relations Score with Pashtunistan: Excellent success
Improve Relations Score with Baluchistan: Good success
Improve Relations Score with neighbours: Failure
Improve Prestige Score with Moon mission: Insignificant results.
Oil Exploration: Minor failure
French Republic
Increase Turkey Stability: Minor failure
Reduce Oil Consumption with Nuclear power: Minor success.
German Republic
Keep Somalian Mission: Minor failure
Improve EU unity: Improves Relations Score with Nordic Fed, Belgium, Greece
Attempt reduce oil use with nuclear power: Minor success
Increase stability of Kurdistan: Excellent success
Acquire oil from Kurdistan: Minor success, they demand high price
Economic development through expanded trade with USA: Great success
Reduce efficiencies of Social Programs: Minor success, the people are too poor.
Reduce integration difficulties of foreigners: Minor success, the people are too poor.
Attempt to move EU to help efforts with Kurdistan verses Turkey: Failure
Attempt calm down situation in Turkey/Kurdistan: Minor success, troops should stay
Attempt calm down situation in Caucasus: Minor success, German troops get passage
India
Reduce Rural Poverty: Complete failure
Work with Botswana and Cameroon to explore for oil: Significant success.
Work with UK on CID: Success
Indonesia
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Research Facility Raided by Activists, Genetically Modified Animals Escape: Boise, Idaho, USA ”Who let the dogs out?” , asks Dr Galenpanna, the head of the lab. ”These are valuable specimens and must be caught!” The Security contractor Double Knot Inc. is in charge of the recovery operation, saying: ”We have already found a third of the animals, most of which were misfortunate enough to try and hide in an abandoned railroad yard where the recent surge in homeless people because off the widespread lay-offs did our job for us. The remains were delivered in a doggybag to the lab and the diners were treated to a weekend of testing and released after signing a few legal documents.” This is the second time a Gen-sys lab is being raided by activists, last time being in San Francisco in 2027. ”Coincidence” says Cheryl Oxsheer, Vice president of public relations.
World Fears German Space Military Damgarten Kosmodrome, Germany: The newly formed Deutsche Raum Marine (German space navy) commissioned today its first ship: the DRMS Bahnbrecher (pioneer), a brand new Freude class spaceship that is expected to join the ESASS Freude ostensibly in the exploration of Mars and the finishing of its orbital terminal.
Arrests Made in UK Chemical Attack (Bonn, Germany): Today German authorities displayed some of the evidence gathered from the arrest of several men accused of participating in the terrorist chemical bombing of Aberdeen in 2032. German authorities praised the work of security officials across the EU whose cooperation made the arrests possible. Saying only that they still have much to learn about the Supreme Truth movement, South Korean investigators refused to comment on the presence of Baklava flavoured data engrams featured in the evidence haul.
Deal on Airport Likely (Tripoli, Libya): The leader of the European backed Transitional National Libyan Government (TNLG) was hopeful that Italian peacekeepers would not be needed to take back the Tripoli International Airport. This is based on word that the Egyptian backed Interim National Libyan government (INLG) forces would sell the airport back the TLNG for ‘…a reasonable sum’”. In other news, the Islamic Revolutionary Front for Justice (IRFJ) announced that it has lost control of the Ras Lanuf oil refinery to the AUF (Al Bayda Unity Front). However, our experts contend it is likely a mistake since that group has not been heard from for some months and actually refers to the ABrUF (Al Bardiyah Unity Front) group.
Iran
Increase stability by call to Persian past: Success with some flaw
Increase in Relations Score with Persian portions of Iraq: Minor success
Japan
Oil exploration: Unusual success, production also increased
Debt reduction: Very successful
Attempt reduce oil consumption: Success
Increase oil production: Catastrophic failure
Increase knowledge and experience of space: Minor success
Support Chinese democracy movement: Failure
Keep China at bay, secure Japanese borders: Success because of lack of opposition
Improve relations score with Taiwan: Excellent success
Fix demographic crisis: Temporary success
Help Israel economically through water and improve relations score: Excellent success
Help economy of Korea, North: Excellent success.
Korea, South
Reduce aging population cost: Success
Reduce oil use by better transportation: Failure
Increase oil supply: Success
Nigerian Republic
Attempt reduce corruption: Failure
Nordic Federation
Reduce integration difficulties of foreigners: Success
Reduce integration difficulties of Federation: Success
Debt reduction: Very successful
Support sea bottom mine: Success
Reduce pacifism wave: Success
Clean up garbage from the sea: International public relations improved.
Russian Federation
Increase stability and Authoritarian Score: Success, Russia is less democratic
Increase relation score with Ukraine: Failure, they are scared of Russia
Increase relation score with Kazakhstan: They bow before you. Now a client state
Increase population by better health care: Insignificant success
Fight corruption with harsher laws: Success
Prevent Georgia and Azerbaijan from joining NATO: Excellent success, relation score increased.
Oil explorations in Arctic: Failure
Kingdom of Saudi Arabia
Increase stability: Success
Care for refugees: Success
Combat religious extremism and undermine interference from Islamic Caliphate: Success
Raise stability of Gulf Coast nations and relations with them: Minor success
Reduce stability of the Islamic Caliphate: Insignificant success
Increase stability of Iraq and relations with them: Minor success
Improve Military Rank: Success
United Kingdom
Work with Botswana and Cameroon to explore for oil: Significant success.
Increase stability: Success, Scottish nationalist party is devastated
Economic aid to Africa: Success
Stabilizing Turkey and Kurdistan: Catastrophic failure, harms German and USA's efforts.
Reduce debt: Success
Attempt oil exploration: Complete failure.
USA
Combat drought: Success
Improve relation score with Taiwan: Great success, Taiwan becomes a client state.
Reduce culture wars: Very successful
Help settle Turkey and the Kurdish question: Minor success, the troops should stay.
Reduce debt: Failure
Attempt Oil exploration: Limited success for the massive effort.
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Mining Operations Expanded in Afghanistan: With the generous support of local warlords who rule supreme in the area, the Lundin Copco mining company, a subsidiary of Gerdau-Aban, is set to expand production from the Khanneshin carbonatite deposit in Afghanistan's Helmand province. Valued at $89 billion, the deposit is full with rare earth elements often used in electronics applications. "This is a place that is very, very rich in mineral resources, enough to keep everyone satisfied" Jack Medlin, a geologist and program manager of the Lundin Copco operation.
ESA Mars Probe & Spaceship: The ESA is continuing its exploration of Mars and excitement is high as its spaceship, the ESASS Freude, finalizes prepping for its historic voyage to the Red Planet. ESA public affairs office has said that final crew selection is underway based on each astronaut’s tolerance of the sustained medically induced coma in which crew members will spend the majority of their time during the months long voyage. The spokesperson and first astronaut of MarsOne, Calyssa Bikeson commented: “ESA may be ahead of us for now, but we are close behind. We just set up office on the Orbitech Space Station and signed an agreement with Sunspace and others and will be expanding our Mars program shortly.” Mars: The first humans on Mars, the crew of European Space Agency ship; the ESASS Freude has confirmed the hypothesis from 2015 about the presence of liquid water on the surface of Mars. The images of some crew members taking samples from a creek and splashing a little water from it (mostly the ones with a crew member with a bikini painted over her P-suit) have gone viral on the web.
Out of bio-safety concerns, ESA has stated that those samples will be kept out of Earth, and will be stored and studied in an isolation area in the German Research facilities in Lunastar Station orbiting the moon.
(Footnote at bottom of page 12) "China sends men to Lunar North Pole, this time without loss of life.”
Protests as NATO Welcomes Newest Member (Tbilisi, Georgia): “If they will not fight for their own friends how can we expect them to fight for us?!” shouted Georgian opposition leader ZaZa Pachulia at protests across from the banquet hall to welcome the latest NATO member. Mr Pachulia’s remarks echoed similar remarks from the leaders of Portugal and the Czech Republic on their leaving the NATO alliance following German failed efforts to patch over differences regarding the ongoing situation in the Middle East. Citing the French decision to again remove itself from the NATO command structure, the NATO press officer on the scene declined to state if he knew if a French delegation would be attending saying only that as France was still part of NATO they would be welcome.
‘New Federalist party’ Public Squabbles Over Budget Debt Washington DC, USA Fresh arguments broke open again and threatens to undo much of what the newly minted centrist party had achieved by unifying moderate Democrat and Republican elements to get government moving again. “They cannot keep the lights on in Tijuana because of energy shortages so migrants are flooding our streets looking for handouts. We need to cutback elsewhere and allocate more to border security” says the ex-Republican Senator from Pennsylvania - Michael Straub. “Inflation remains high, mainly due to rising fuel and food costs; eventually the new oil reserves found recently in Texas and the Gulf coast could ease that, but middle-class Americans are hurting right now” says ex-Democrat Steven Ray.
News 2034: Babylon 2.0, Fight Against the Severe Drought in the South Western USA While environmental groups have continually warned of the disruption of the delicate ecosphere, the renewed US administration, spurred on by continuing drought fears, has pressed on with controversial plans to terraform large parts of the California, Arizona and Nevada. Like some convocation of Biblical prophets, the US government, with a little help from PG-AKOL -the worlds leading company for desert reclamation, has brought forth water in the desert. "The effects of this large scale geo-engineering project, one of the first of its kind on the planet, is to be seen but we have hopes that, with the continuing threat of global warming projects like this will be able to mitigate the worst of its effects. The hanging gardens of Babylon - one of the seven wonders of the world - has now been resurrected on a far greater scale in the South West United States", says Mehmet Schlomo CTO of PG-AKOL
Discussion on Durable Solution to Kurdistan Conflict Brussels, Belgium: Representatives of NATO and EU have met today, one side, led by Germany, UK, Poland and US advocating for leaving the Kurds to decide their own future as the only way to achieve durable stability in the zone, while others, led by France and Spain claiming Turkey has right to keep its national integrity and NATO should help it if needed. Meanwhile, the situation in the zone appears to be more or less quiet, with NATO forces keeping the sides separated, but everyone fears what could happen if those forces leave
Turkey Invokes NATO article 5 and Calls for NATO to Vote on Kurdistan: Ankara, Turkey: Article 5 has thus been invoked, but no determination has yet been made whether the attack against Turkey was directed from abroad (Free Republic of Kurdistan/Iraq). Any collective action by NATO will be decided by the North Atlantic Council. NATO has to make a decision on its ongoing operation in Turkey. It started as a peacekeeping mission but has evolved into something much more. Now Turkey wants NATO to help expel Kurdish troops from Turkish territory and restore the peace. Kurdish representatives on the other hand want NATO support in their bid for freedom and right to self-determination. It may not formally be NATO's decision but de-facto they hold the power to do so. Turkey contemplates leaving NATO if vote goes against them. France is backing Turkey and the rest of NATO is backing the Kurds.
Refugee Crisis: Tubruq, EU controlled east Libya: The troubles in the Mideast have created a refugee streams to Turkey, Saudi, Caucasus and EU. Turkey is channeling Syrian refugees to the EU border. Along the Iraqi-Saudi border people are trying to cross in large numbers. The EU is building Immigration centres in occupied Libya. No one really knows what is happening to the refugees going to Turkmenistan and Azerbaijan except that a new outbreak of multi-drug resistant Tuberculosis is centred in the northern Caucasus region. In the wake of the refugees come starvation and disease. Dysentery and typhoid are noted to be rampant in certain areas of the Mideast; UNHCR is asking countries to help these people. The Plague spreading among the refugees in northern Africa is finally reaching the front pages of the EU newspapers today as Terry van der Flöjten, the head nurse at the EU Immigration centre number 2 outside Derna, Libya, ended her life, writing in her final letter that she could not stand all the pain and suffering she witnessed. This strain of the bacteria Yersinia Pestis causing the Plague seems resistant to the usual antibiotic, aminoglycoside/streptomycin. Antibiotic resistant bacteria is listed by European Centre for Disease Control (ECDC) as the biggest risk to health in Europe.
German Military Fights on in the Sand: Al Bukamal, Syria: The Congo based news network TV Tropical reporting: “A German soldier is the latest on an expanding list of dead, captured and tortured by Caliphate Islamist terrorists. Survivors of his captured platoon were crucified before him upon which he had his eyes gouged out and then was released so he could tell the tale. This is a most bloody conflict showing cruelty like in the Old Testament. May our Father in Heaven strike down these evil doers and save these brave German Crusaders.” The fighting continues amid building domestic criticism in Germany about a too large military focus abroad, leaving the Fatherland undefended. Germany has made a commitment to world peace that is unprecedented in its history, with more than half its armed forces engaged in peacekeeping around the world, mainly in the Mideast. “The domestic stockpiles of military and emergency supply units are nearing empty, they have been sent to Mogadishu and Kirkuk ” remarked Brigadier General Franz von Schwartau as she resigned in protest. The rising number of casualties are making this commitment abroad less popular every week. ”Mein liebe Sohn ist in die verdammte Wuste gestorben nur so ein blöde Ziegeficker, die Ziege von sein nachbar ficken kann. Wahnsinn!” cried one bereft father at the funeral of his son, who died in a bombing while guarding a water well. It looks like the fighting will continue; the government of the Free Kurdish Republic issued demands for even greater Kurdistan territorial concessions vs Iran, Iraq, Syria and Turkey, which they in turn demand their own. “There are too many conflicting interests and too much history of bad blood for Germany and the West to just sweep in and make everyone happy with Coca-cola and surfpads.” says Professor of history Ayesha Khan at Bahria University, Pakistan.
Islamic Caliphate Still Alive, Welcomes Defection Mosel, Islamic Caliphate: Prince Ali, former representative of and 7th in line for the Saudi throne, shows off his newborn daughter’s birth certificate. It has all the key points you'd expect on a birth certificate -- baby's weight, length and date of birth confirmed with an official insignia. The difference here is the governing authority's stamp: The Islamic Caliphate. It's one of many official documents relating to matters such as vaccination schedules, fishing methods and rent disputes in the areas controlled by the IC. For the IC sees itself as a government operating under a rule of law, even if much of its territory is a battle ground where the eyes of NATO soldiers are gouged out by night and ensuring proper segregation between the sexes in the medical care for a tuberculosis epidemic by day. While IC is loosing territory in Syria; Afghanistan and Lebanon have become strongholds for IC sympathizers. Israel´s declaration of war, and subsequent short lived invasion of IC occupied Syria has gained IC both prestige and supporters.
Chinese Demographics: Kashgar/Kashi, Xinjiang province China: The aging population is a problem both for the economy and for the still developing health care system. Despite government subsidies for the elderly many are hungry and dying from preventable diseases, creating protests and unrest. ”I have lived a long life and seen many great things. I fought in against the Vietnamese traitors, my son’s bones rest at the bottom of the Persian Gulf. I have been a proud member of the Communist party all my life. I was just not expecting to be thrown out of my home to make room for a factory that never even opened because of the diminished demand for goods in Europe. Or to starve and then die at the hands of the Peoples Armed Police” final words of Chang Biming, former head of the People´s agricultural council in Kashi, as he was driven off in his wheel chair towards the police line along with the other pensioners waving their copies of Mao´s Little Red Book.
Japanese Arctic Operations Completely Shut Down: Tokyo, Japan: With his resignation, Mitsubishi CEO, Kia Nakamora, is the latest casualty in the Japanese Arctic boondoggle. Oil spills, accidents and Russian efforts to harass Japanese drilling in the Arctic had been met with aggressive efforts on the part of Japanese workers to force continued drilling but the company has clearly decided it was time to cut their losses. Stockholders were not swayed by Mr. Nakamora’s claims of North Korean provocateurs behind the reports of pollution, environmental vandalism, and the throwing of Russian inspectors over-board at Mitsubishi facilities. The Russian Oil Minister dismissed criticism that the Russia harassment was motivated by their ongoing failure to find significant new oil reserves in the roof of the world. In another blow to Japanese plans for energy independence, local referendums rejected many of the emergency energy conservation proposals as “…impinging the Japanese way of life”.