Little Red Riding Hood

by Nickolas Barkas

Reinforcements would delay. This meant that without them, Brigadier General Grandma's assertive and brave defence would not last for long. Or so, Blitz Wolf and his evil Nazi troops thought.

In fact, Little Red Riding Hood was planning of everything but giving in. There was still a chance that the invasion would be pushed back into the sea, but the greatest heroine of her country would rather die than see the Angled Hotdog Cross of the Wolf cast its shadow on the ground of her homeland.

Armed and armoured to the teeth, knowing the terrain of her land like the back of her hand and accompanied by her faithful friend and pilot Dumbo the Elephant, LRRH (for I am too bored to write her full name again) ventured into the forest. Her mission? To assassinate the enemy General Wolfhang Beefhousen and deter the destruction of the bridge of Porkheim, so that the mechanized divisions of the Pig of Bricks could assist her Grandma.

While the thunderstorm covered whatever little sound her well-trained body caused, LRRH disappeared from sight deep into the dark forest. Determined, her soul at peace, she was ready to die for Pig and Country.