This page is a mess and work in progress! The only things here worth looking at for the moment are the spreadsheets, if you can see it.
Everything below that is not ready for... consumption.
Har-har.
When doing rematches, I need to make sure to just update the original test with the new winnings (if there are any) instead of adding a separate test to the form/spreadsheet.
Side-by-Sides: Form / Spreadsheet
Flavored Side-by-Sides: Form / Spreadsheet
This is just my personal preference. Yours may be very different.
The W-T-L column is the "Win - Tie - Lose" count.
THE LIST BELOW IS CURRENTLY NOT CURRENTLY BEING UPDATED. It hasn't been updated since early September 2021. I'm leaving it here as it will be my final presentation once I have truly ranked the varieties, but for now the spreadsheet displayed above represents the current state of testing results.
Rank
Variety
Rounds
W-T-L
Notes
2.
Crio Bru Ghana Light Roast
2
1-0-1
A little nutty/grainy, little chocolate.
2.
Crio Bru Ghana French Roast
1
0-0-1
A little earthy, little chocolate.
9.
Crio Bru Nicaraguan Medium Roast
5
1-1-3
Mostly indistinguishable from Crio Bru Venezuelan Medium and Choffy Volta Medium. Kind of weak dark chocolate flavor, but not much else. Works as a baseline comparison against other varieties.
8.
Crio Bru Venezuelan Medium Roast
4
1-1-2
Mostly indistinguishable from Crio Bru Nicaraguan Medium and Choffy Volta Medium. Kind of weak dark chocolate flavor, but not much else. Works as a baseline comparison against other varieties.
5.
Crio Bru Double Chocolate Light Roast
1
1-0-0
Slightly lighter flavor than Crio Bru Venezuelan Medium and Nicaraguan Medium in terms of the weak dark chocolate flavor, but it smells more strongly of chocolate due to added flavoring. Decent, but not worth the extra money.
6.
Crio Bru Vanilla Light Roast
1
0-0-1
Slightly lighter flavor than Crio Bru Venezuelan Medium and Nicaraguan Medium in terms of the weak dark chocolate and vanilla flavors, but smells more strongly of "Vanilla Chex" due to added flavoring. If I can get past the "this smells like cereal" aspect, I may like it more, but I'm not sure it's worth the extra money.
8.
Crio Bru Mocha Light Roast
8.
Crio Bru Ecuador Light Roast
8.
Crio Bru Ecuador French Roast
8.
Crio Bru Uber Dark Spanish Roast
7.
Choffy Volta Medium Roast
4
1-1-2
Mostly indistinguishable from Crio Bru Venezuelan Medium and Nicaraguan Medium. Kind of weak dark chocolate flavor, but not much else. Works as a baseline comparison against other varieties.
7.
Choffy Volta Dark Roast
3
1-0-2
7.
Choffy Volta French Roast
2
0-0-2
1.
Choffy Ivory Coast Medium Roast
2
2-0-0
Very nutty/grainy, little chocolate. Not very representative of brewed cocoa, but very enjoyable. The grounds are straight up edible, almost a little sweet.
1.
Choffy Ivory Coast Dark Roast
2
2-0-0
1.
Choffy Ivory Coast French Roast
3
2-0-1
4.
Choffy Ecuador Dark Roast
2
2-0-0
Pungent, sharp and organic. Even a tiny bit sour.
4.
Choffy Ecuador French Roast
1
0-0-1
A milder version of the pungent, sharp, organic and sour essence of the Choffy Ecuador Dark roast.
3.
Chocolate Alchemy Anakin
3
3-0-0
Very dark and smoky. Can't drink "black", but with vanilla almond milk added, has a toasted marshmallow flavor. Great for weekends.