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HIM-ERICKS

Limericks:

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5

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The 8s rhyme and the 5s rhyme.

Sent by "Captain" Jackson. 6.1.2021


There once was a reindeer so cuteHe pulled a fat man in a suitSomething fell from the skyAs that sleigh went real highI do believe it was a boot!
There once was a tree all aglowWith piles of great presents belowMy cat opened oneHe had lots of funSo mom threw him out in the snow!
There once was a very smart elfHe climbed very high to a shelfThe elf started to fallBut Dad, who was tall,Caught the elf off the shelf by himself
There once was a stocking so bigThat Santa put in a whole pig!With barbeque sauceAnd coleslaw, tossedAnd that was the end of the pig!-Emmel 12.16.2020

There once was a jolly old peasant Was so full of joy and so pleasant! Santa was so nice But gave him some lice So now that old peasant's not pleasant!
-Lulie Mae 12.16.2020


Santa was naughty this year When he found out he shed a tearOld Santa just cried Until his tears driedAnd promised that he'd be sincere!
-Lulie Me 12.16.2020



Teachers work hard everydayOf course in every single wayHelping kids Closing some lidsMake sure you thank your teachers today!
Lulie Mae 12.17.2020


There once was a very old mapPeople said it was just junk and scrapThe old map got madAnd then it got sad"Maybe next year I'll just take a nap!"
-Lulie Mae 12.16.2020



The dead rat had come to the house.As yucky as a creepy louse.In an oval shape,It had a great fateTill I found out it was a mouse!
-Jacob 12.16.2020


Sometimes tigers are very fierceMost of them like to cut and pierce Tigers like to jump up high Sometimes even to the skyMake sure not to get too close..PIERCE!!
-Lulie Mae 12.17.2020


The best of person is a teacherBetter than any spot of bleacherHelping kids learnIs what they yearnThe best of person is a teacher
Lulie Mae 1.8.2021
Peanut Butter is deliciousMs. Emmel's favorite dishesSoft and creamyIs not steamyPeanut Butter is nutritious.
Lulie Mae 1.8.2021


Little brothers can be a pestSometimes worse than all the restStealing candy(Nothing dandy) But sometimes they are the best!
Lulie Mae 1.7.2021
The sky, oh such a pretty, beautiful blueYou've never seen such a color have you? Oh looks never endingAnd oh so befriending The sky is so, so bewitching, that's true!

Santa and his bag filled with lots of toysBrings lots of children never-ending joysGiggles arise With Joyous criesOn Christmas Day the world is filled with noise!
  • Lulie Mae 4.21.2021