DEAD RAT PAGE

We dedicate this totally weird page to writer Louis Sachar, who wrote the Wayside School books that we know and love!

I’m a old dead rat I’m also very fat I live in wayside school And I wish they had a pool Us rats have rotten snacks We tear apart the packs We wonder here and thereWe are almost everywhere
-Kyson 12.16.2020


Jackson R's dead rat

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There once was a rat, very deadThat sat on the top of my head.It didn’t eat lotsBut it was the tops!The rat that sat dead on my head.
-Emmel 12.16.2020



There was once a fat rat that always spatthis rat always said do this this and thatthis rat could not be pleasant I do not think there will be presentsunder this fat rat’s treeSanta Claus should not come down the chimneySanta Claus's reindeer should eat this fat rat upSanta Claus should not say “sup”oh Santa Claus please skip this fat rat’s house!
-Charlotte 12.16.2020



There was a rat named "Good"He wore more than a hoodHe had a friend named BobWho would usually sobBut "Good" didn't smell so good!
-Jenalys 12.17.2020
There was once a really ugly ratNo one wanted him ( except for the cat)He got super angryBut then he got hangrySo he stormed off to the floor mat.
Lulie Mae 12.16.2020


DEAD RATSDead rats are weird.Eating a dead rat would be BLECH BLECH BLECH!All people should and most likely think dead rats are BLECK!Dead rats are DEFINITELY NOT SMART!
Rats that are dead are the weirdest thing in the...MULTIVERSE!All people HATE dead rats.Too many dead rats would take over the world.So also, never trust dead rats.
-Deklan 12.16.2020


Sammy, the dead rat from Wayside School, wanted revenge on Ms. Jewls. He was mad at her for taking off all his nice raincoats, throwing them out the window, and dumping HIM in the trash can. Of course he was safe, and sound, and snug in the basement. He was with a crowd of rats who had made the basement their home. There was a miniature fireplace, couch, grocery store, ale house, and many other things. Sammy had gotten the alert when one of the rats slipped a note through the window. Todd had seen, and, raising his hand, told Ms. Jewls. Ms. Jewls had thrown the note in the trash can where Sammy was. Sammy read the note about 500,000,000,000 times. Sammy was very grateful to Todd. So grateful that he left him a tootsie roll pop from Ms. Jewls desk. But little did Ms. Jewls know, she was going to look different the next time she looked in the mirror.
Lulie Mae 1.8.2021