Riley interviews teachers about the stars.
Grants Pass High School (GPHS) has a diverse array of characters on its staff. Some of the topics that teachers cover can be taught differently, depending on the class content. For example, the way Charles Darwin’s theory of evolution is taught in a science classroom is extremely different from the way it is taught in history. Different classes vary greatly from each other, but do the teachers also act differently? How do different teachers respond to the same, open-ended question? The Scroll asked 10 teachers the same question: What are the stars like?
English teachers, Ms. Bakersmith and Ms. Connelly find themself in agreement over the stars. The two gave gorgeous, poetic interpretations of the stars. According to Bakersmith, the stars are “a beautiful array of dreams and possibilities.” Later on, Connelly stated that “Untouchable perfection is what comes to mind” when speaking about the stars. These answers seem on par with the classes they teach. English classes tend to have a more artistically analytical lens on life, and they teach how to discover the meanings behind otherwise simple objects. However, the English teachers were not the only ones to give such whimsical answers. The theater teacher, Ms. Cuppy, replied that the stars “are like us, we are made of stars.” Truly a fitting answer to come out of the theater department.
Other teachers spoke of the star’s beauty. Both Mr. Zaina and Mr. Wade spoke of the shiny and bright nature of stars: “Shiny and bright points of light, occasionally twinkling.” While not as poetic as the previous teachers, still a beautiful interpretation of the stars in the sky. Surprisingly, a science substitute teacher (Mr. Jackson) gave both a poetic and scientific definition to the stars. His immediate response to the question was: “Stars are like diamonds strewn across a black blanket. Hey, that’s from a song.” He then spent a few minutes researching the song he was talking about (for those wondering, the song is “I Wish You Were Here" by Incubus, and the lyric is “The ocean looks like a thousand diamonds strewn across a blue blanket”). After a few minutes, he came back to give a more scientific answer. “I should give you a real answer,” he said. “Hundreds of billions and trillions, more than that, balls of gas fusing hydrogen releasing energy.” He continued to ramble on about the complexity of stars and how many there might be in the universe (he could not find a number he liked).
Sadly, some of the teachers were less whimsical. Both Mr. Frye and Ms. Berg responded with, “Hot balls of gas.” Following these, Mr. Cheek came in with the saddest answer of all the teachers: “I don’t know, they are probably all dead.” While this is not wrong, it is an awfully sad way to view the stars. This answer is, however, fairly on-brand for the math teacher. German teacher Frau Nash ended the interview with “...magical?” She appeared confused as to why she was asked about the stars.
Asking teachers about the stars gets a wide range of responses. Some were poetic, others were whimsical, and some were just cold facts. The different personalities that the teachers of GPHS have is what makes the school so special.
Interview with Ms. Bakersmith
Interview with Ms. Berg
Interview with Mr. Cheek
Interview with Ms. Connelly
Interview with Ms. Cuppy
Interview with Frau Nash
Interview with Mr. Frye
Interview with Mr. Jackson
Interview with Mr. Wade
Interview with Mr. Zaina