Julian is the adorable 20-years-younger brother of Lloyd, who 100% did not deserve the mental abuse from Lloyd that was shown for a bit. He eventually moved from Magenta to a town named Magentano. Really?  This is more Seussville than the last Fancast. Julian is still in training but, hopefully, he will get out there with the rest. 

Javier is our raging, overthinking, hotheaded, brain-of-39-millimeters, catlike knight. He is moody, and impatient when it comes to being around Lloyd, their golden retriever, who is his best friend. Lloyd likes people, and Javier would rather die than be around people. Javier would 100% mistake Santa as a whoopee cushion and leave him at a daycare.

Christine is what would happen if Rapunzel turned into an Austrian town resident. She is bubbly and obnoxious, only towards Javier. Even if he is miles away from her, she still wants his attention. Javier is bold-mouthed and Christine is silent-mouthed. She also makes Javier upset a lot, which does not surprise anyone because Javier is Javier.  People might have also seen similar relationships like this in Icarly, Sam & Cat, and Victorious. 

Bayern means: German, the state of Bavaria, successful club, rocky, brewery in the Rocky mountains. Bayern is a knight who does his job well around other people, but when he is around Lloyd, his jobs are so goofy. Who guards a literal watering hole, open to the public in the middle of a goody-two-shoes city? Javier is more of Lloyd's personal knight, while Bayern just shows up when Lloyd does not really get what he wants.

Akush is a Hindu name meaning "full moon". Akush is a friend of the main character. His description on the fandom site is basically that he is what would happen if Superman became the Hulk, and then somehow also became Spiderman. Akush is probably one of the smartest giants in this fictional universe.

Alicia is the empress of a place called Magenta. It's not even the color magenta. They are hardworking and take their job very seriously, in a bloodthirsty way. I can't tell if the author is saying that they are a vampire or a cannibal. They do not believe anyone until they see it with their own eyes. Despite their disappointing blood-sucking ways, they seem very cool.

Marbella is married to Arcos. She's pretty much the only non-descript female, who is just there to be a supporting character-- or so I thought when she led people to her death three times. Marbella is completely oblivious to the fact that Julian has been mentally abused, even though she is kind of like a parent to Julian, who is her husband Lloyd's brother.

Arcos means many things but most importantly victory. Before Lloyd was even born, Arcos attempted to be a town hero. However, this never panned out for him. Arcos is a sweet count that gets overwhelmed a lot. Lloyd is his biggest inspiration to become a great father. At the same time, some characters can be hateful toward him, saying that they do not think that he is a great hero for the town. Arcos' backstory is traumatizing because his wife died in a war and ever, since then, he had dark thoughts.

Emily is interesting. She's a maid for an entire town, which is overwhelming and stressful since she is the only one. She is known as being a hardworker, a designation that is both well-deserved and necessary, since she is the only maid. She is in a relationship with an Ork, causing more problems than she already had. It's like another Beauty And The Beast story with the same ginger man.

Greg is the very overprotective brother of Emily. He has a right to be. His sister is in love with a buff Lord Of The Rings-type ginger Ork. The many love interests in this novel are extremely chaotic. Why does it seem like everyone is in love with gigantic celery men? 

Mellica is a buff female elf warrior who is nice to her fellow elves-- m ore buff than Rhea Ripley from WWE. She is an extremely determined fighter and will still fight, even when she is tired. Mellica lives in the trees. She is the first villain to actually knock over Javier, and almost successfully finish both Javier and Lloyd off when she sees them grilling food and decides to join them. Her ending is being the town's errand-runner.

Hay Stacker causes mixed feelings from page one. He is like a father figure to Lloyd. It is sweet, but he is just suspicious-looking. Lloyd gives vibes that the Hay Stacker is not going to kill him, but he should realize that this is not the case. The guy is literally stalking him.  Lloyd, I love you, but your love choices make me want to rip my hair out. No promises of bringing in the hair extensions after this. Smart author move, though. No one would expect a hay stacker, out of all people, to try to kill them.

Meatloaf is an unfair, greedy, selfish moneylender. Later, we find out he sells women to ''nice places.'' Javier, Lloyd's personal knight, overheard a major secret about Meatloaf and promptly killed him. The beheading in every chapter is getting old. Sure, that was a major way to kill in this old society, but Bayern's fighting is more entertaining. Meatloaf also wears three layers of clothing in warm weather. That's a terrible disguise.

Neumann is a senior, secretly evil knight. He once was Arcos' knight, but selfishness got in the way. Before Neumann could even hurt Arcos, his son Lloyd stopped him, leaving Neumann in nothing but exile. We don't know for sure if he still takes part in this book, planning his revenge inside the town or outside the town. Truly a mystery. This is definitely giving The Hunchback Of Notre Dame vibes.

Tord's name means animal poop which is laughable because he is a conman. Tords is so funny. He sneaks into a bar, where Bayard randomly bumps into him, and Torde just gives vibes like: I'm not a living person. I'm an NPC. You saw nothing. When Lloyd shows up, Tords is running and Beyard just yeets him out the window before he can even move and says, "Nope. I'm done with you." 

Lupellan is an evil spirit sorcerer who is even more moody than Javier (well, before he died). This can be irritating at times because Javier can be too much but, at the same time, Lupellan deserves a quicker fate than the other villains because he is more evil.