I swear this next idea is school appropriate. Don't come at me. These are just ideas of what to do for your loved ones, so don't get offended when I say that honoring your 50-year-old might require some hard work. All 50-year-olds need a day off. Miserable 50-year-olds on their birthdays are not allowed. *Evil Laugh*  Seriously, though, these are facts. Here is what you should do for them when giving them a day off: do every chore you possibly can before anyone steps foot in the house. This is not a drill, people. A funny movie would not hurt to watch after that, too. Laugh off all the adrenaline-- for now.

A concert would be okay, depending on the music artist, and the 50-year-old's taste in music. We don't want to give anyone a heart attack, especially in April. In April, there is no reason to mimic serious issues in any situation involving life or death situations. Josephine  County has some good concerts. The stadiums in Vegas are great, too, even though one stadium is named after T-Mobile. It is very strange, but the whole setup inside is memorizing.

Billie Eilish fans might think that this type of age range would just be there for Eilish’s mom, Maggie Baird, a well-known actress. In fact, Billie’s parents are both 60 years old. However, this author once saw many 50-year-olds at a Bille Eilish concert (likely there to see Billie herself) and is glad that we all know we can jam out in a completely reasonable way together. Don't worry if you are too far away from the stage; you don't need to jump over and over again. Taking a rest during a concert is not too much of a crime. It’s just music.  Also, if the honored birthday person is a vegetarian, then they can find comfort in knowing that the entire Eilish family is vegetarian. 

An Anne-Marie concert would provide a little more of a mellow beat than Eilish’s music if that first option does not seem appealing to you. As long as your birthday person is an ally, these two ideas should be completely fine. Anne-Marie makes it very clear that she is only here for the girlies, so this concert might be best for the 50-year-old ladies in your life. 

Marie literally has a birthday song and the chorus says, "It's my birthday." It would be a missed opportunity if no birthday person attends.  Just saying. You won't regret it. I promise. Anne-Marie is amazing. I'm kind of convinced Marie smells like one of those expensive mints. Hehehe. Off-topic. Did it surprise you that I said that? Well, your surprise mission is coming up.

Zadar, Croatia in Europe is another suggestion. I'll tell you one thing about this place by just looking at it: if you have terrible color coordination skills, then you and your 50-year-old won't even have to worry because, when I say that everything matches everything, I mean it. Make sure you check it out.