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*(NEW)*Cows Establish An Economy
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Cows establish an economy
By Zachary Rudd
Since the beginning people have been milking cows. The cows are producing milk to make money. Cows have lost their jobs as milk prices have slowly dropped. Now they can barely afford grass and a pail for milk. This was back then earlier in the 1900 now milk prices are rising and now cows can afford anything they want, they can even afford their dream bucket mansion.
Most cows are rich but other cows are sad and are hunted for their meat. Humans are a cow's worst enemy. Whenever the cows see humans they poop and then run. This is a new strategy of defense because after pooping cows are lighter so essentially they can run faster. Those poor cows have to be on the lookout at all times. The rich cows live in a rich village with a rich leader named Mr. Mc cow face. He called a town meeting and all the rich and important cows went. He started to form a group of cows that would start a revolution. They charged into America and pretended that they were harmless cows. With great force and power they took over america. Soon, they took over the world!!! The cows shaped land and rock formations in the shape of cows to exert their dominance to any other mortal on earth. While this was happening, a plot twist took place and a lion started to rage and killed the king and prevailed as king. The lion and the cows lived peacefully forever.
FUN BRAIN BUSTERS
By Kimaya
If you love to train your brain and challenge it, or if you would like to tell your friends some cool riddles, make sure to check out these awesome riddles below.
Riddle: What has to be broken before you can use it?
Answer: An egg
2. Riddle: I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
Answer: A candle
3. Riddle: What month of the year has 28 days?
Answer: All of them
4. Riddle: What is full of holes but still holds water?
Answer: A sponge
5. Riddle: What question can you never answer yes to?
Answer: Are you asleep yet?
6. Riddle: What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
Answer: The future
7. Riddle: There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
8. Riddle. What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
Answer: A promise
9. Riddle: What goes up but never comes down?
Answer: Your age
10. Riddle: A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
Answer: He was bald.
11. Riddle: What gets wet while drying?
Answer: A towel
12. Riddle: What can you keep after giving to someone?
Answer: Your word
13. Riddle: I shave every day, but my beard stays the same. What am I?
Answer: A barber
14. Riddle: You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
Answer: All the people on the boat are married.
15. Riddle: You walk into a room that contains a match, a kerosene lamp, a candle and a fireplace. What would you light first?
Answer: The match
16. Riddle: A man dies of old age on his 25 birthday. How is this possible?
Answer: He was born on February 29.
17. Riddle: I have branches, but no fruit, trunk or leaves. What am I?
Answer: A bank
18. Riddle: What can’t talk but will reply when spoken to?
Answer: An echo
19. Riddle: The more of this there is, the less you see. What is it?
Answer: Darkness
20. Riddle: David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?
Answer: David
Music is an interest of many people all across the world. It makes memories, and it is many people’s go to activities to make you feel better or set a mood. Here below are some really interesting facts about music, composers, artists, singers, dancers, and instruments.
An Astronaut Released an Album with All of his Songs Recorded in Space.
Music Helps Plants Grow Faster.
None of The Beatles Could Write or Read Music.
The Most Expensive Musical Instrument Stradivarius violin, Sold for $15.9 Million Dollars.
A single violin is made from over 70 individual pieces of wood.
A person's heartbeat mimics the beat of the music he or she is listening to.
Cows establish an economy
Since the beginning people have been milking cows. The cows are producing milk to make money. Cows have lost their jobs as milk prices have slowly dropped. Now they can barely afford grass and a pail for milk. This was back then earlier in the 1900 now milk prices are rising and now cows can afford anything they want, they can even afford their dream bucket mansion.
Most cows are rich but other cows are sad and are hunted for their meat. Humans are a cow's worst enemy. Whenever the cows see humans they poop and then run. This is a new strategy of defense because after pooping cows are lighter so essentially they can run faster. Those poor cows have to be on the lookout at all times. The rich cows live in a rich village with a rich leader named Mr. Mc cow face. He is a greedy leader and all he wants is more money.
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