Mr. O, Ms. Bruce, and Mr. Roche

By Lachlan Koechly-Williams

Mr. O,

ms. bruce,

& mr. roche

It all started when Mr. O found the ripped up pictures of Mr. Roche and Ms. Bruce. Little did anyone know that Mr. O was head over heels for Ms. Bruce. Not just puppy love. This is a full fledged romance, as one-sided as it may be.


To this day, tomatoes envy the level of scarlet that now coated his face. Eyes squinted in rage, his hands shaking, he dialed up his bestie-bro Mr. Tim and did a little research on the light topic of arson. This was around the time that Mr. Tim and Ms. Davis were doing the dry ice experiment that needed: 1: Dry ice, 2: Pennies, 3: A  blow torch. 


This gave Mr. O a marvelous idea.


Minutes later, with a blowtorch in tow, he heard Audrey Lorenze's voice coming from the Science room. He peeked in through the keyhole... what he saw scared him. It scared him badly. 


He saw Audrey covering Ms. Bruce and Mr. Roche in gasoline for a "science experiment".


Then…he saw Ms. Bruce wink at Mr. Roche. 


This was too much! 


He rushed in with the blow torch and his finger slipped. Flames everywhere.


Ms. Bruce, Mr. Roche, and Mr. O never got out.