Once upon a time, at a school called BUGS, there was a 75 year old boy named Dean. His last name was Dameon. However, he didn’t look 75. He looked 22.5. 

How you ask? Well, a year ago, a bell tower towered above BUGS. Inside this tower was Dean Dameon’s altar. In the middle of a candlelight room was a cauldron. 

You see, at BUGS there are 120 sixth graders, 100 seventh grade kids, and 100 eighth graders. How is this possible? Well, at the end of each year he captures 50 sixth graders and feeds them to his cauldron. Then, he mixes it with the Math exit-tickets and the Writing do-nows for his elixir of youth. This elixir removes wrinkles and causes imminent death. He brewed his potion for years happily. 

BUT THEN DEAN BROWN CAME...

TO BE CONTINUED.