Ms. Alana

Ms. Alana and the Forgotten Advisory

By Lachlan Koechly-Williams

When Ms Alana was new to this school she was an Advisor. Her advisory was called, "The Dragon Dragon Witchy Witches." However, who could know that she had fallen madly in love with Dean Dameon? 

Every month she would give one kid “detention” for no apparent reason. Then, at lunch, she would take them up to the belfry. Things went downward from there.

The Witchy Witches were witchy witches! Who could have figured it out?! 

She and Dean Dameon would sacrifice one of the children for Dean Dameon’s “Longevity Potion”. They were a perfect couple. Unfortunately, Dean Dameon's days were numbered. 

When he took his final stumble towards his untimely demise, Ms. Alana was FURIOUS. So, she went to the only other solution for grief. BLAME. First, she blamed Dean Brown, but when she realized that he was in the very cauldron that took her fiance’s life, her anger only swelled. And burned. The type of anger that could give you third degree burns by looking at her. So she moved on to the only other living witness: Mr. Mike. 

Blood boiling, anger angering, she canoed over to the deserted island. Turns out, anger can turn you into a 30 foot tall, angry, purple, dragon of doom. When her scaled foot made contact with the sandy shore, there was war like this world had never seen. Fury and shouts mixed with the salty brine-like water. Finally, when it ended, Mr. Mike was nowhere to be found.

Rumor has it, if we are the type of people who believe in rumors and ridiculous conspiracy theories, that Mr. Mike's ghost haunts the 7th grade writing room, watching, watching, watching...