I'm That Kind Of A Guy

This is from October, 1999. It's a true story. The barber is Janie and the cruisin' line was inspired by my departed friend Jon.

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Lyrics

I was standin’ on the street the other day,

A fellow walked up, said he was gay,

And he asked me if I wanted to have a good time.

I thanked him for the compliment,

Shook his hand and on his way he went.

I figured I might as well lay it right on the line.

I like women, I’m that kind of a guy.

I like women, I’m here to testify.

I like ‘em short, tall, skinny and stout.

Women’s what the good life is all about.

I like women, ‘cause I’m that kind of a guy.

My barber is a lesbian

But that’s alright, you see,

‘Cause she likes women, just the same as me.

You might think we’d make a strange mix

But together we can go cruisin’ for chicks.

If they don’t like her, they can come on over with me.

‘Cause I like women, I’m that kind of a guy.

I like women, I’m here to testify.

I like ‘em short, tall, skinny and stout.

Women’s what the good life is all about.

I like women, ‘cause I’m that kind of a guy.

I’ve got to admit I can’t figure it out.

A lot of the time I find I’m in doubt

About what peaple’s orientation is likely to be.

But you do it your way, and I’ll do it mine,

And I have a hunch we’ll get along fine.

‘Cause what you prefer just don’t matter to me.

But I like women, I’m that kind of a guy.

I like women, I’m here to testify.

I like ‘em short, tall, skinny and stout.

Women’s what the good life is all about.

I like women, ‘cause I’m that kind of a guy.

I like ‘em short, tall, skinny and stout.

Women give me joy, let there be no doubt.

I like women, ‘cause I’m that kind of a guy.