Jerry the Funny Man

At family gatherings, Jerry occasionally takes on the persona of Karnak, the soothsayer who was first made famous by Johnny Carson. It's guaranteed that someone will end up embarrassed, either himself or whoever Karnak chooses to roast that night.

Karnak is handed an envelope by his beautiful assistant which he then raises to his forehead (The envelope, silly, not the assistant!). Karnak then divines the question from within the sealed envelope, and produces the answer to the question. He then opens the envelope and reads the query to the audience. Those fortunate enough to be present then collectively gasp in amazement. Or maybe everyone busts out laughing. Or maybe they just groan. All depends if Karnak is having a good night or not.