The Among Baby

Not gonna lie, this is the Among Us baby. The Among Us Baby is great. He is so cute. Better than a real baby. I wish we could give birth to these instead of the ugly regular babies. I mean, think about it, for the about 6000 years the earth has been around, we've only ever given birth to one kind of baby. It's lame. It's time for baby 2. Among Us Baby. Among Us baby is better than human baby because it is 10x more powerful and smarter. They are more independent and they are way cuter. There are pros and cons to the Among Us baby, and pros and cons to boring regular babies. The pros of Among Us baby is that it is so cute, it is awesome, it is based, it is cool, it is poppin', it is bussin', it is totally tubular, it is based, it is fire, it is lit, it is not joe biden, is is based, it hates the british, it is beautiful, it is happy, it gives you serotonin, and most of all, it's based. The cons are there are no cons. The pros of a regular, boring baby is that there are no pros. The cons are that they are not based, they are boring, they are ugly, and much, much more. This is why we should release the Among Us Baby. They will be called Generation Among and they'll be the best. I honestly think the Among Us baby should be the president. He'd be a good president and he'd definitely be the cutest president. The only catch is the Among Us baby is responsible for the death of Queen Elizabeth II, which is actually a pro, so the actual pros for the Among Us baby is that it is so cute, it is awesome, it is based, it is cool, it is poppin', it is bussin', it is totally tubular, it is based, it is fire, it is lit, it is not joe biden, is is based, it hates the british, it is beautiful, it is happy, it gives you serotonin, it's based, and it's responsible for the death of Queen Elizabeth II. I love Among Us baby. He is my best friend, I love him. I wanna marry him. No woman could ever live up to the greatness of Among Us baby. Who cares about a woman? Who? Who? WHOOOOOOO?????!~?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?! WHO COULD POSSIBLY CARE ABOUT A WOMAN WHEN AMONG US BABY EXISTS??????????????????????????????????????????????????? It's so lame that people think a woman can actually make them happy when Among Us baby exists. Among Us baby is better than Nickelback, and that's really saying something because they're the best band to ever exist. Among Us baby is awesome. Actually, they're more awesome than hot dogs. I love hot dogs. Among Us baby is like the opposite of an anteater. I like chocolate. Among Us baby is so cool, I wish I could be one. Man, I have to pee. But at least I have Among Us baby. Why couldn't I have been an Among Us baby. In conclusion, Among Us baby.