Could've Been Canon

basically everything we considered for canon

1- red was gonna be a pineapple salesman, but we decided that pineapples belong under the sea

2- purple could've been an engineer

3- orange never died, he and tan faked his death. he would've been in hiding even more underground than the simulation

4- among us is in outer space, but in the Coruscant system

5- brown is actually Chewbacca

6- lime was a sprite salesman, until he got lured into Among Us, making him the only non-created among us

7- Dr. Doofenshmirtz is co-starring

8- Perry the platypus appearance ft. Thanos

9- green is hulk. and hulk smash

10- Dwayne "The Ball" Johnson

11- Jeffery Epste-

12- Joe Biden "I DID THAT" stickers

13- fortnite?

14- anti-roblox slander

15- BLM & LGBTQ inclusive characters, but we decided that was a bad business model

16- Amogus Backrooms™