Side Effects

Side Effects: A Report by Dr. Elmore Esq, October 7.

"After studying Among Us for several months I have noticed some strange side effects to this non-stop Amonging. I am compiling this report for several reasons. One reason is to show you how Among Us effects the human mind, but another reason is solely to inform the general public why you should take breaks from Among Us from time to time and actually do something else. The subject for these experiments is myself."

REPORT 1-

"After studying Among Us for a long period of time I have began to start seeing things. Everywhere I look I see among us. The trash can, the fire alarm, the air humidifier. Everywhere I go I see Among Us and it has not stopped. The more I know about Among Us the more I see Among Us. It shows up when I don't expect it. There is no escape. I have also noticed that whenever I see these thing I immediately feel the urge to say 'Houh! AMONG US!' and then laugh. What is wrong with me?"

REPORT 2-

"Among Us has taken over my humor. If I see anything Among Us related I will always find it funny. Why? I have no idea. Among Us has turned my humor sus."

REPORT 3-

"Among Us starting to show up in the things I do. If I pick up a pen/pencil I feel the sudden urge to draw an Among Us. I can't help it. It's like I have no choice but to draw Among Us. And then when I draw it I still find it funny. My brain just auto draws Among Us whenever it gets the chance."

REPORT 4-

"WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME??? Among Us has completely fried my brain. It has taken over and I have no choice. Whenever I can't think of a word I just say Among Us. When I yawn I go 'ahhhhhhhmongus'. When I sneeze? 'AAMONG USS'. When someone asks me a question I just respond with Among Us. I had a conversation with Mr. Peterson a few days ago and all I said was 'among us' and then he responded "yes, among us" and that was a perfectly normal conversation. NO ONE QUESTIONED IT. What is wrong with us? It has become a perfectly normal routine."

REPORT ?-

"I DON'T KNOW WHATS WRONG WITH ME!!! Among us has take over. Words don't even form well anymore. When my brain PICKS WORDS it just takes AMONG US off the top and then I say it. IT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE HALF THE TIME!!! Everywhere I go I see amongus. I see the color red i think 'SUS'. When someone say Voted OUT or Impostor or ANYTHING AMONG US RELATED I just lose it and laugh. AMONG US IS EVERYWHEEEEEEERE! do do do do do do do, do do do, bwomp bwomp, do do do do do do do, do do do do do do do do do"