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Whats going on guys! today we will be rating among us fits. and if they aren't drip we will send mafia agents to drown them
( For legal reasons: These mafia agents are actually just pastors who employ tactical baptism, not drowning).
Contender 2: Lucifer Morningstar
The devil himself has joined the fight! Among us is his favorite pastime, involving his favorite things like murder, lying, and sussory. while some people may like the devil like a bunch of losers, we all know what needs to be done. therefore the verdict is:
DROWN
Contender 4: Elvis Presley
He was one of the greatest singers of all times. Arguably the goat. verdict is a no brainer:
DRIP
Contender 6: Single Mother of 2
Her name is Georgina, with twin children, her daughter named Georgia and her son named George. Georgina works three dead-end jobs and is home for 2 hours of the day. They live paycheck to paycheck because they didn't follow Dave Ramsey's advice
DROWN
Contender 1: The Doctor
the doc, while being a very unoriginal idea, does get points for being white. he is also a necessary evil, keeping people alive and whatnot. therefore the verdict is:
DRIP
Contender 3: Jason
Jason is a great guy who loves nice walks across the beach and murder, being the antagonist of the Friday the 13th movies. his weapon of choice is a machete which is always dripping in blood and gore, which mirrors the verdict which is:
DRIP
Contender 5: the Orange and the Eggplant
Orange is never a single man, having moved on from her previous man, Lemon within the week. Now happily married to Grape who gives her all the gifts she wants and has no backbone. For Grape being a SIMP, the verdict is
DROWN
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