Among Us Merch

Do you ever see Among Us and think, "man, I want that on my underwear"? Well, this is the page for you. Among Us clothing has been long awaited (for 7,000 years). Everyone has wanted Among Us clothing since Creation. As a matter of fact, when Adam and Eve ate the forbidden fruit and they realized they were naked, they thought, "man, I wish I had some Among Us clothes". Now, finally, after all this time, I, Jacob Read, have produced Among Us clothes.

Oh no! You overslept past your alarm! Quick, go take a shower! The bus is gonna be here any minute! Okay, good. You're out of the shower. Now dry yourself off. But you're gonna need a towel for that.

Alright, so now that you're all dry, it's time to get dressed. And what better to start with than your underwear? If you don't start getting dressed with your underwear, you're wrong.

Okay, now that you've put on your underwear, it's time to put your shirt on. Here's the top 3 hottest Among Us shirts on the market.

Now you're looking pretty fly, but your legs are completely exposed, and that's disgusting and not God's plan for you. Now it's time to put on your pants.

Alright, you're almost all dressed. Now it's time to put those dogs in the kennel. Let's get you some Among Us socks.

That's better, but you can still hear those dogs barking. Go ahead and put a silencer on them, will you?

Now you're all set. It's time to go to school! Oh, shoot. You forgot your bag! Quick, go get it!

Okay, now you're all set. Now hop aboard the Sus bus and see all your friends!

Finally, you're at school! And on time, too. Now go learn lots about Among Us.