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As the President was making a pre-election Speech at the BCSO in Sandy Shores. Making promises to the locals and civilians in the county. Following his speech he was being prepared for transport into the City for another speech when a White Semi with 2 people inside began ramming the Motorcade. 

The truck attack injured 5 Police and secret service members, while failing to get the president who was rushed out of the county to a hospital for examination where he was cleared shortly after. The two suspects in the truck were chased by the police and secret service until one of their shots landed on the driver who fell. The truck came to a stop behind the 24/7 in Sandy Shores where Secret service and police locked down the area and captured the other suspect.

The president would proceed to make his speech in the city despite calls for him to cancel the event, Weazel News would like to remind everyone to Vote in the upcoming election! People died to give you the right, its in their best memory that you respect what they gave and vote!

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On Monday October 15th the Weazel News Mobile News Unit Was in Sandy Shores. It was here that the team waiting for a news story would be found in one. While waiting near the 24/7 a strange man crawled up to the Car and attempted to open the back. The unit quickly rushed towards a police unit stopped behind the 24/7 for safety. The Man ran after the Weazel News Unit and while the reporter was speaking to officers the man put a box of cigars into the news unit. The Cigars were found to be stolen and the man returned them.

Later that night our Weazel News Unit was at the Yellowjack Bar reporting on a news story when the same man climbed on top of the Weazel Unit and stayed there until Officers responded to get him off. After Questioning the man he proceeded to take off from Police down 68. The chase was short lived as the Suspect returned to the Yellowjack and found himself inside ordering more Beers when officers made contact and detained him.

The Man was Charged with a DUI and Evading Police and was brought to the Sandy Shore Medical Center to be checked out before being cleared and brought into the Station. Weazel News and Especially this reporter would like to thank the brave Officers with the Blaines County Sheriff's Office for helping keep us safe from danger.

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Scary Scene Tuesday Morning in Paleto Bay as Officer Respond to a Hostage Situation at Postal 017, The Suspect was talking to police through the Houses Phone line Asked for a Car to Escape. After further communication the Police learned the suspect was holding 3 People hostage The reason is still unknown to Weazel News No officers were available for a statement.

The Police Mobilized an Air unit and Heavy Tac units including Heavily Armored Vehicles, Prior to beginning the operation the officers Asked for Weazel News to move away from the scene in case of a Violent outcome and for our own safety we moved away from the scene to allow the Officers to complete their job without needing to worry about extra people around.

The rest is what was heard Via the Weazel News Police Scanner. 

Police were urgently mobilizing. The 3 hostages escaped on their own with reported gunfire following them out of the building, with the hostages out of the picture the Officers Prepared to breach the house now that there was no danger to Civilians.

Officers had surrounded the House, the suspect inside began shooting at an officer who shot back hitting the suspect. Police contained the Scene shortly after with no Injuries to the hostages or any Police units.

Weazel News would like to Praise the efforts by all involved to make sure this situation ended without Faults.

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At 5:36pm the Local Weazel news team was in Sandy shores when they passed a traffic stop at Postal 272 on the West end of Sandy, The team pulled over to see what was going on when the suspect Rocketed away at a high rate of speed, The Pursuit was short lived as the Suspect who was driving a Blue Car made contact with another car losing its front right tire and coming to a stop at the Ace Liquor Postal 271, The suspect ran on foot right into the chasing units and was captured at Gunpoint. Weazel News Was on the scene capturing the scene on Video and in Photos.

No Officers were available for a statement during the scene, but our team Caught up with one of the officers after the fact he told the reporter the following "We clocked him going  121mph on Joshua Road, he refused to get out of his car and then took off. We searched him and found Cocaine -Andrew F. BCSO" Nobody was Hurt in the Incident and the suspect was brought to Jail.

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