ALWAYS OPEN; AND FOR THE FIRST TIME, NEVER ROBBED

Over the past few days, San Andreas has become a ghost town. All the cops have disappeared, the firefighters have mysteriously vanished along with their loud trucks, and all the criminals have vanished! Weazel News has been attempting to investigate this mysterious disappearance of all crime and crime stoppers from San Andreas, but to no avail so far. We interviewed a few of the local citizens of Los Santos, and this is what they had to say about the strange occurence:

"Good riddance! I have never gone a single day without being robbed! It's about time I get some peace and quiet", said Tom Elroy, a clerk with the 24/7 Convenience Stores company.

"I've never been happier in my life to know I won't be in danger today!" exclained Rich Osbold, the branch manager at the Pacific Standard Bank.

"For the first time in almost 10 years, my house didn't get shot at today. I hope it stays just like this!", Jerry Booker told our reporters. Booker is a 70 year old resident of Los Santos' Grove Street area.

From our interviews, it seems nobody really cares about the disappearances. Life moves on, and in this case, it moves on without any crime, killings, or "random bullshit", as Mr. Booker put it. Weazel News will continue its investigation into the vanishings, however our interviews inform us that we would be better off investigating the disappearance of that donut I wanted to have for lunch yesterday.

WHY ARE OUR COMPETITORS GETTING BUSINESS BUT NOT US

Should San Andreas Legalize THC Products?  An Interview with a male named Joelton Peabody who is a Senior Farmer with the grapeseed farmers union believes all of THC and CBD Products should be legalized and here is a  statement he told interviewers. “While CBD is already legal, THC products are only legal in this state if you have a valid medical marijuana/THC card. I believe everyone should be free to access the health benefits that encompass the world of THC. I personally indulge in the edible variants and let me tell you: THC has had more of a positive effect on my mental and physical effect than any prescription drugs have. The effects last longer, I'm more calm, I'm more alert the following day, I'm happier, I'm healthier, I'm on top of my world and my game. My brain is sharper, I can think more cohesively; it's just all-around been the best decision my doctor has ever made for me. And I feel that everyone, regardless of if you have a prescription or not, should have access to these products. While I don't know the specific science behind why THC and CBD products are good for the health and how they affect the body, I can tell you that everyone that has bought our products has come back time and time again saying the same things I said earlier: that it's improved their lives for the better. Plus it'd be good for business if it were legalized to everyone, regardless of medical marijuana card possession or not.” - Mr Peabody Says 

A second interview from Derrick Simmons states believes “we should legalize thc because it allows the choice and freedom of the citizens within San Andreas. You can give them that rush of excitement and be free of yourself”  - Mr Simmons Believe 

When interviewers asked Local Law Enforcement and Firefighters about the legalization of THC, they refused to answer the questions at that time. - From Supervisors Of The Departments 

Do you Believe THC And CBD Products Should Be Legal? Or still need to own a license to use these products? 

WE DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON BUT ALL OF OUR LEO CALLED IN SICK

Sandy Shores woke up to the sound of Gunfire Wednesday morning as an Officer of the BCSO was Attacked by an Unknown group. 

The officer was sitting near the 24/7 [297] when a dark grey van pulled in front of him. They had a man in the back who opened the door gunning down the defenseless officer. The van which had 3 men inside quickly drove away. Other officers arrived at the scene to provide medical support to the shot officer when the group performed a drive-by nearly hitting a civilian and the other officers. 

The suspect would run in a car chase where they were forced to steal another vehicle, the chase continued around sandy shores until the group of suspects rammed through the front door of the burger shot with the truck and took hostages, after a back and forth conversation via phone went nowhere the suspects unexpectedly surrendered calling out not to shoot. 

Two of the suspects would exit out of the front door with guns and hands up. They would not surrender instead attempting to shoot the officers that were trying to detain them which did not succeed and the two suspects were taken out, police say the third suspect remains on the loose but they claim to have the individual's ID which can help them track him down.

EVERY SINGLE CAR WAS LEFT SITTING ON THE LOT WITH NOBODY TO BUY IT