RESISTENCE IS COOKIES
During the Impossiborg Incident of 2416, Rahhmi Starchaser was partially assimilated by the Borg while extracting Klingon survivors and reinforcing the disabled USS Wehrmacht. The assimilation process ceased unexpectedly mid-conversion. Rahhmi retained full control and awareness throughout, exhibiting residual nanite presence. The nanites remain dormant but persistent in her system, resisting all safe removal attempts.
The event has led to sporadic anomalous behavior, including bursts of enhanced awareness, predictive instincts, and subtle interface disruption capabilities with Borg technology. She refers to these episodes with dark humor, once stating “Resistance is cookies” during a nanite spike. Though technically stable, Starfleet Medical recommends continued monitoring.
Despite the absurdity of the situation, Starchaser has since received multiple commendations and is under consideration for a permanent senior command post pending psychological and biosynthetic clearance.