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Read about freshmen morphing into gremlins, a supernatural attempt to conjure the missing Caravan Man, and iXL PTSD pumpkin carving. Read here.
Read about new nap sessions for whiny freshmen and Phase 1 completed in MC's plan to have the wrestling room devour the entire campus. Read all this and more in the first issue of 2025-26.
No one can wait till the seniors get the heck out of here, the Merchant takes a dip in quality, and there's yet another YouTube channel to watch for Carmel updates. Read all this and more in issue 5.
Why Mount Carmel almost went co-ed and more in the first ever issue of The Merchant.
We're so back. Check out the first issue of Volume 3 here.