The Merchant
Volume 1 Issue 6
Frui aestate
MAY 2023
Andrew Stanislawski '25
Matthew Doyle is removed from rugby recruiting, leading to a 1000% increase in interest in the sport. LAX drip conference goes well. Read more...
James McCormac '25
The Mount Carmel staff and faculty have been attempting to get a few things done around the school. Read more...
Mr. Baffoe struggles to win an argument, for once. Read more...
Daniel Moody '25
Lewis Lofgren fails to close Mr. Glonek's door one too many times, leading Glonek to use him as an example for future classes. Read more...
Matt Malloy '25, Christos Dimas '25, and Leonard Siegal '25
The Voice of the Caravan speaks to a few of MC's students about their recent protest against finals. Read more...
Other News
MC STARTS FILM FESTIVAL FROM MOVIES PLAYED IN CLASSES DURING LAST TWO WEEKS OF SCHOOL
ENTIRE CARAVAN BASEBALL TEAM CALLED UP
TO WHITE SOX
MERCHANT GAINS THREE READERS AFTER ST. RITA'S SATIRICAL NEWSPAPER DEEMED TOO "WOKE"
MERCHANT STAFF JOINING WRITERS GUILD STRIKE RIGHT AFTER THIS ISSUE