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Read about an ambulance being called at theater rehearsal, Doc Berry entering the transfer portal, and Cupid's arrow piercing the hearts of MC students. Read here.
Read about freshmen morphing into gremlins, a supernatural attempt to conjure the missing Caravan Man, and iXL PTSD pumpkin carving. Read here.
Read about new nap sessions for whiny freshmen and Phase 1 completed in MC's plan to have the wrestling room devour the entire campus. Read all this and more in the first issue of 2025-26.
Why Mount Carmel almost went co-ed and more in the first ever issue of The Merchant.
We're so back. Check out the first issue of Volume 3 here.