甭管你赞成还是反对
Whether you are pro or anti
或者根本不在意
or could not care less
我们此行是为了告诉你们，这里有我们的象棋周边出售啦
We are here to tell you we are here to sell you chess
想躲过我们的花言巧语 绝对没门儿
Not a chance of you escaping from our wiles
大门前，走廊里，我们无处不在
We've locked the doors We've blocked the aisles
我们是您值得信任的专卖店
We've a franchise worth exploiting
而且我们会——我们一定会
And we will - yes, we will
在推销的时候大宰特宰
When it comes to merchandising We could kill
从你醒来开始——
When you get up -
从你早上醒来开始一直到晚上入睡前
When you get up in the morning till you crash at night
你的生活会被
You will have to live your life
象、车、马等棋子包围
With bishop, rook, and knight
用黑白相间的牙膏刷牙
Clean your teeth with checkered toothpaste,
穿上我们卖的背心
wear our vests
那王和后的图案就印在你胸前
Our kings and queens on bouncing breasts
你甚至可以真的买一盘棋，学着玩玩看
You could even buy a set and learn to play
反正你肯定会买点什么的
We don't mind we'll sell you something anyway
我们早就做好了市场调查
We've done all our market research
而我们调查发现
and our findings show
这次象棋比赛可能会持续一个月左右
That this game of chess could be around a month or so
可能对于一个比赛来说时间有点长
Maybe it's a bit confusing for a game
但魔方比赛时也差不多是这样
But Rubik's cubes were much the same
到最后，商品被推销给全世界
In the end the whole world bought one
全部都卖光
All were gone
到那时我们这些商人
By which time we merchandisers
还在继续前进
Had moved on
到那时候我们还在前行
By which time we had moved on!