哦天哪，他的叛逃太无趣了
DIPLOMATS: Oh my dear, how boring he's defecting
和其他所有人无异，他还期待着
Just like all the others he's expecting
我们对他在这的表现感到佩服
us to be impressed with what he's done here, but he
但他怎么不想想，他的行为会让我们多出多少书面工作
hasn't stopped to think about the paperwork his gesture causes
我们可是要维持一座大使馆的运转哎
We've an embassy to run here
如果这些人没有一张有效签证
If these people can't strike blows for freedom
还想追求自由，我们不会允许
with a valid visa, we don't need 'em
若你觉得我们是在敷衍，那请记住
If we seem offhand, then please remember, this is
这没什么特别的，他已经是自十一月以来我们接待的第四个人了
nothing very special, he's the fourth we've had since last November
这些外国佬以为他们是谁啊
Who do these foreign chappies think they are?
而当他在西方安居乐业，成为大众的谈资
And when he's safely in the West, he'll be the hero to discuss
媒体会把他捧红，名利双收
The media will lionize him Fame and fortune plus
没人会想起这是我们的功劳
No one will recall it's thanks to us
你与领事有无预约
Have you an appointment with the consul?
如果没有，他的回复就很明确：
If you don't, we know what his response'll be
他不会接见你，以防你打乱
He will not see you, with respect it buggers
他为推动和平与促进理解而排得铺铺满的日程
up his very taxing schedule pushing peace and understanding
我们希望你不会影响到他
Let us hope this won't affect it
太多蠢货想跨过国境
Far too many jokers cross the border
身无一份合规的文件
Not a single document in order
苏联人估计都逃光了
Russia must be empty
虽然我们都支持基本人权
Though we're all for
但真让人不禁疑惑
Basic human rights it makes you wonder
修柏林墙到底是为了什么
What they built the Berlin Wall for
这些外国佬以为他们是谁啊
Who do these foreign chappies think they are?
而当你填好所有表格 通过所有入境检疫
And when you've filled in all the forms and been passed clear of all disease
质询汇报，排除窃听，检查药物，解除武装，经过消毒
Debriefed, debugged, dedrugged, disarmed, and disinfected, please
请别忘了是谁给了你出境的权利
Don't forget the guys who cut your keys