Issue 65: Thanksgiving Special

Issue 62: Herobrine Breaks Out of Minecraft and into the Real World

Issue 63: Special Report: Half of America Turns Into Cheese Grate Stairs, Shreds Russia 

Issue 64: Rocket League Youtuber JonSandman Sands All Of Mankind Using Sander

Issue 61: Donald Trump Grows Unidentified Fungus on Chin

Issue 62: Herobrine Breaks Out of Minecraft and into the Real World

Issue 63: Special Report: Half of America Turns Into Cheese Grate Stairs, Shreds Russia 

Issue 64: Rocket League Youtuber JonSandman Sands All Of Mankind Using Sander

Issue 57: Man Sues Zoo After Emu Bites Him On The Bum

Issue 58: Halloween Special

Issue 59: Man Accidentally Eats His Own Foot While Sleepwalking

Issue 60: Florida News: Man Arrested for Trying to Pay for Gas with a Live Alligator

Issue 53: Pentagon Press Secretary John Kirby Turns Into Kirby During Press Briefing

Issue 54: Man Eats Uranium Door Frame, It Comes To Life And Gets Mad

Issue 55: Local Woman Running For Her Life From Horse Determined To Eat Her

Issue 56: 12-Year-Old Kid Robs Bank in Broad Daylight

Issue 49: Man Discovers New Way to Make Money: Selling Air to Californians

Issue 50: 1+1=3: The Proof

Issue 51: Man Steals 763 Trillion Watermelons From Bank Of America, Eats Them While Livestreaming

Issue 52: Man Forgets To Call 811 Before Digging, Gets Nuked By Shopping Cart 

Issue 45: Dog Nukes Homework, Eats Taco Bell

Issue 46: Man Trapped In In-N-Out Burger After Mistaking It For Exit

Issue 47: Woman Loses Chicken, Offers Reward in Chicken Nuggets

Issue 48: Dad Nuked While Getting Milk

Issue 41: Fish Develop Taste for Uranium-235, Scientists Baffled 

Issue 42: Mario Nukes Rival Funeral Home

Issue 43: Local Man Worried About Ocean Being Too Wet, Tries To Dry It With Among Us Imposters

Issue 44: Grizzly Bear Eats Glacier, Destroys Oil Depot In Ohio

Issue 37: Cat Hacks into Computer System, Demands More Uranium

Issue 38: Among Us Destroys Leaning Tower Of Pisa 

Issue 39: Amogus Sussy With A Side Of John Smith Rubber Duckys

Issue 40: Florida Man Walks On Sidewalk Without Permit, Gets Life In Prison

Issue 33: Russia Nukes Spine On Sus Road

Issue 34: Dog Steals Car, Goes on Joyride 

Issue 35: Uranium Front Door Celebration Ends In Door-Mageddon 

Issue 36: Old Ladies Throw Sofas Off Empire State Building, Claiming It's For Security Reasons

Issue 29: Biden Nukes Nuclear Football 

Issue 30: FBI Jubilant After Sally Falls into Grand Canyon, Accidentally Activates Nukes 

Issue 31: Ball Pit Thrown into Grand Canyon, Park Rangers Too Busy Playing to Stop It 

Issue 32: Suns Identity Stolen By Rouge Asteroid 

Issue 25: Chessboard on Zeppelin Nuked for Science

Issue 26: John Cena vs. John Smith Match Ends in Win By Flordia Man After Crashing thru Ceiling 

Issue 27: TIKTOK NPCs AND GOOMBAS GO TO WAR IN BATTLE OF KANSAS 

Issue 28: Geico Lizard Destroys Everything, Tells People to Get Geico Insurance 

Issue 21: Aliens Invade New Jersey, Seize Nuclear Silos

Issue 22: Chick-fil-A Stops Serving Food, Starts Serving Propaganda and Kidnapping Random Customers

Issue 23: President Biden Goes on Whiteboard Rampage, Targets Retirement Homes

Issue 24: Walmart Nuclear Fusion Program Obliterates Arby's

Issue 17: Greg Spreads Russian Propaganda on Billboards in the Middle of Death Valley

Issue 18: Printers Start Printing Random Pictures of Teepees Hanging From Helicopters in Ohio

Issue 20: Elmo Selling Hair on Facebook Marketplace

Issue 13: Man Robs Bank, Thanks Employees, Bribes FBI, Spends Money on Lamborghinis Dropped from Helicopters

Issue 14: Prince Harry Forces Tribe of Russian Military Strategists to Live in Inflatable McDonald's on Glacier Full of Teepees

Issue 15: World's Domes Fall Due to Structural Failure, Blamed on Jimmy's Low Credit Score

Issue 16: Zelda Robs Bank, Nukes Ohio with Semi Trucks Driving Off Skyscrapers

Issue 9: Jimmy Dumps 62,000 Gallons of Sewer Gas on Capitol Building from Hot Air Balloon

Issue 10: Yeetmen Throw Capitol Building from USA to Soviet Russia, Cover it in Uranium

Issue 11: Boeing 747s Rain Down from the Sky, Filled with Fake Graphics Cards Stuffed with Burgers Covered in Uranium

Issue 5: Leprechauns Infiltrate Starbase, Sabatouge Starship Orbital Test Flight

Issue 6: Biden Forces Pence to Live on Empire State Building with Arby's CEO, Eat Teeter Totters Until Building is Demolished, Holds Funerals for Old Ladies in NYC

Issue 7: Giant Crab Escapes Ohio, Destroys Everything In Its Path

Issue 8: Mario charged With Murdering Luigi

Issue 1: Joe Biden Puts Uranium On All KFC Locations

Issue 2: President Biden Replaces White House With Nuclear Silos

Issue 3: Old Lady Accidently Starts World War 3 After Sleeping On Nulclear Launch Button

Issue 4: FBI Arrests Five Guys CEO Hiding in Meat Fridges After Tax Evasion