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Seattle, WA - A local man was obliterated by uranium after being followed by a mysterious black van.

The man, who has not been identified, was walking home from work late one night when he was approached by the van. The van pulled up next to him, and the driver rolled down the window.

"Hey," the driver said. "We've been watching you, and we think you're the perfect candidate for our music festival."

The man was confused. "What music festival?" he asked.

"The one we're throwing this weekend," the driver said. "It's going to be a blast, and we think you'd be a great addition."

The man was still confused, but he was also curious. "What kind of music is it?" he asked.

"It's a little bit of everything," the driver said. "But mostly, it's heavy metal."

The man was not a fan of heavy metal, but he was intrigued by the idea of a music festival. "I don't know," he said. "I'm not really into heavy metal."

"That's okay," the driver said. "We have something for everyone. Just come check it out, and you won't be disappointed."

The man agreed to check out the festival, and the van drove away. The man continued walking home, but he couldn't stop thinking about the music festival. He had never been to a heavy metal festival before, but he was curious to see what it was like.

The next day, the man went to the music festival. He was surprised to see that it was being held in a remote field, and that there were no other people there. The only people there were the people in the van.

The man was about to leave when the driver approached him. "Welcome to the festival," the driver said. "We're glad you could make it."

The man thanked the driver, and he started to walk towards the stage. But as he walked, he felt a sharp pain in his chest. He looked down, and he saw that he was glowing green.

The man tried to scream, but he couldn't. He just stood there, glowing green, as the pain in his chest grew worse.

Suddenly, the man was engulfed in a blinding light. When the light faded, the man was gone. In his place, there was a pile of uranium dust.

The driver and the other people in the van cheered. "That was awesome!" the driver said. "Let's do it again!"

The van then drove away, leaving the pile of uranium dust behind.

The police are investigating the incident, but they have not been able to find any leads. The man's body has not been found, and the van has not been seen since.