John Smith: The Most Epic Comeback Story Ever Told

John Smith was struck by a nuclear fusion experiment while going to the grocery store to get some milk. He was tragically killed. In his memory, a squatter claimed The White House as his grave. However, what happened next couldn't have been more surprising.

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The Battle Of The Johns

The John Cena Vs John Smith Match was a big one. After the match begun, a Florida Man crashed thru the ceiling, and he was immediately declared the winner. After the match, the Florida Man was identified as Rick Astley, and forced everyone to join his new organization, the monkey security organization.

The Canyon That Took A Turn

While Sally, a notorious cyberterrorist went for a hike in the Grand Canyon, she slipped and fell in. The FBI had been watching her for months, and they were overjoyed when they heard about Sallys fall. However, they then found a number of nuclear warheads in the canyon that had been hidden by sally. They were able to defuse the warheads without incident, but in the process accidentally activated the timers. The FBI then failed to defuse the warheads, and the grand canyon was destroyed.

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The Black Van Killers

In this 2 article series, a man was obliterated with uranium by a mysterious black van. Then, the suspects were caught and revealed.