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Issue #21
In a shocking turn of events, aliens that look like horses have invaded New Jersey and seized nuclear silos.
The aliens, which are reportedly from a planet called Equus, are said to be about the size of horses and have the heads of horses and the bodies of humans.
The aliens first appeared in the skies over New Jersey on Tuesday morning. They quickly descended to the ground and began attacking military bases and nuclear silos. The aliens were armed with advanced weapons and technology, and they quickly overwhelmed the military forces.
The aliens have now seized control of several nuclear silos and are reportedly mining for uranium. It is feared that the aliens may be planning to use the uranium to create nuclear weapons.
The government has declared a state of emergency in New Jersey, and the military is working to retake control of the situation. However, it is unclear how long it will take for the military to defeat the aliens.
The invasion of New Jersey by the alien horsemen is a terrifying development. It is a reminder that we are not alone in the universe, and that there are other beings out there who may not have our best interests at heart
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It is also a reminder of the importance of nuclear weapons non-proliferation. If the aliens are able to obtain nuclear weapons, it could have catastrophic consequences for the entire planet.
The world is watching the situation in New Jersey closely, and it is hoped that the military will be able to defeat the aliens and restore peace to the region.
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