Issue #20

In a bizarre turn of events, Sesame Street's Elmo has started selling his hair on Facebook Marketplace. The beloved red monster is offering up his locks for $100 a strand, and he's already received several offers.

Elmo's decision to sell his hair comes as a surprise to many. The character has always been known for his love of hair, and he's even had his own line of hair products. However, Elmo says that he's ready for a change.

"I've had the same hair for my entire life," Elmo said in a statement. "I'm just ready to try something new."

Elmo's hair is said to be in excellent condition. It's thick, lustrous, and free of dandruff. Elmo says that he's been taking great care of his hair, and he's confident that it will make a great addition to any collection.

"I've been using the best shampoo and conditioner, and I've been getting regular haircuts," Elmo said. "My hair is in great shape."

Elmo's decision to sell his hair has sparked a debate on social media. Some people are supportive of Elmo's decision, while others are critical.

"I think it's great that Elmo is doing something different," one person wrote on Twitter. "He's always been so conservative, and it's nice to see him step outside of his comfort zone."

"I don't know why Elmo is selling his hair," another person wrote. "It seems like a strange thing to do."

Regardless of the criticism, Elmo says that he's happy with his decision. He's excited to see what the future holds, and he's confident that he'll be able to find a new home for his hair.

"I'm just excited to start a new chapter in my life," Elmo said. "I know that my hair will find a good home."