Someindustries is an American conglomerate operating in the fields of light industry, safety, electronics, logistics, media, and investigations. Based in Cincinnati, Ohio, the company produces things, and multiple of them, including consumer PCs, road signage, non-masonry bricks, intercom systems, and liquid refreshment. Someindustries is a Prosperity 500 company, listed 501rd in 2027. In 2035, Someindustries had a workforce of approximately 2,147,483,647 employees. As of 20XX, the current chairmain and chief execution officer (CEO) is John Someindustries.
The mouse police (pictured).
Some horrifying shit is probably happening somewhere in the world, maybe even near you!
Someindustries wins the award for "most real company".
The HAWK signal continues to be confusing and not great, certainly not as good as a regular traffic light.
... that the Someindustries main website, Someind Security, and Someind Logistics websites were previously made with Weebly (corporate office pictured), and that Weebly was painful to use?
... that "Someindustries" used to be "Some Industries"?
... that all SomePC users are required to wear a seatbelt while it is in operation?
... that dynamic message signs are sold by the SomeSafety division of the SomeProducts division of Someindustries, with the assistance of the SomeTech division of the SomePC division of the SomeProducts division of the Someindustries division of Time Warner Cable?
... that Barons Bus is the official Archer-ival of Someindustries?
... that Intel® Desktop Board Product Guides were found on hard drives found at the Abbottabad Compound?
... that Jim Bonaminio is rumored to facilitate the international drug trade through Jingle Jim's International Market?
... that the contraption is the thing that is used to kill Squidward in the season 15 finale for Railroads fursonafied where CNR 5270 gives him the greatest backshots known to mankind that he gets launched so far that he gets crushed to death by the contraption (final destination style) with god save the king in the background?
1211 – Nothing of particular note occurred.
1604 – Nothing of particular note occurred.
1762 – Nothing of particular note occurred.
1805 – Nothing of particular note occurred.
1899 – Nothing of particular note occurred.
1936 – The first trap street was put on a map, unbeknownst to the people creating the map.
1983 – Denzel Crocker leaves Cincinnati (pictured), leaving the city "Crocker Free Since '83".
1993 – John Someindustries invents Someindustries.
2006 – At least one iPod was probably sold.
2027 – Someind Security does [REDATED], resulting in widespread public attention.