Brick™

Introducing a Revolutionary New Product

It's a brick.

Brick™ is a multipurpose product ideal for all sorts of things!

• Defense

• Offense

• Decoration

• Style

• Utility

• And

• So much more!

Strength

Brick™ is comprised of high-tensile professional-grade material made to withstand whatever you throw at it or it at. Brick™ can withstand temperatures upwards of 1000° F (537° C), so it will handle the heat death of the universe with ease.

Environmental Friendliness

Brick™ is not only strong, but is also eco-friendly. The material is harvested from the dirt in the ground and eventually turns back into dirt, so, if you think about it, Brick™ is good for the environment.

Long-Lasting

Brick™ is also certified by the Universal National International Vacational American Committee on brick testing (UNIVAC) to last an exceptional time, making Brick™ an exceptionally good investment.

Versatile

Brick™ is very versatile, thanks in part to the expertly crafted shape. The rectangular shape of Brick™ lends itself well to nearly limitless applications, a small handful of which are outlined in the bulleted list above. 

Cost-Effective

Wow! With all this well-deserved praise, Brick™ must cost a fortune! But that is not so. Brick™ is actually one of the most cost-effective problem solutions on the market! For just seven small payments of $9.99, all of this and less can be yours!

Purchase Brick™ today!

Available in multiple colors!

Brick™ is available at your local Menards or Home Depot. If you do not have a local Menards, it will be available at Home Depot. If you do have a local Menards, it will be available at Menards. If it is not at Home Depot or Menards, you have tripped into an alternate dimension, and should start running. Do not look back.

1. Brick™ is not suitable for masonry purposes. 
2. Someindustries is not responsible for any actions committed using Brick™. By purchasing Brick™, you acknowledge that Someindustries is absolved of any and all responsibility for damage to police property or other crimes committed using Brick™. Someindustries is not liable for any damage caused by the use of Brick™. Use Brick™ at your own risk.
3. Brick™ may not be compatible with SomePCs, HP Stream laptops, or other computers. Check your local bylaws (bi laws) before attempting to use Brick™ with any computers.
4. Brick™ is not certified RoHS compliant.