Do you...
Exist?
Have thirst?
Remember the 21st night of September?
If you answered "yes" to one of those questions*, try SomeDrink!
*If you answered "yes" to more than one question, try SomeDrink Xtreme.
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SomeDrink is a 30-ingredient substance containing 29 nutrient-rich ingredients certified by the IRS to not cause mesothelioma.
Our patented blend of electrolytes, apples, and WD-40 is sure to keep you alive and awake for at least 42 and a half seconds.
SomeDrink lets you dream of having a good time with friends, while also quenching your thirst and filing your taxes.
Are you filing the taxes or is SomeDrink filing the taxes? That's up to you to decide.
Put it in your throat!
Also try SomeDrink Xtreme!
Nutrition Information:
SomeDrink
INGREDIENTS: ALPHA-LINOLENIC ACID, FERULIC ACID, ISOQUERCETIN, LUTEIN, NEOXANTHIN, NIACIN, THIAMINE, RIBOFLAVIN, PANTOTHENIC ACID, VITAMIN B6, FOLATE, VITAMIN C, VITAMIN K, CARBOHYDRATES, SUGAR, CALCIUM, IRON, MAGNESIUM, MANGANESE, PHOSPHORUS, POTASSIUM, ZINC, ASPARAGINE, D-CATEGIN, FARNESE, P-COUMARIC-ACID, AVICULARIN, QUERCITIN, RUTIN, URSOLIC-ACID, PROTOCATECHUIC-ACID
MAY CONTAIN COCAINE
SomeDrink Xtreme
INGREDIENTS: COCAINE, ALPHA-LINOLENIC ACID, FERULIC ACID, ISOQUERCETIN, LUTEIN, NEOXANTHIN, NIACIN, THIAMINE, RIBOFLAVIN, PANTOTHENIC ACID, VITAMIN B6, FOLATE, VITAMIN C, VITAMIN K, CARBOHYDRATES, SUGAR, CALCIUM, IRON, MAGNESIUM, MANGANESE, PHOSPHORUS, POTASSIUM, ZINC, ASPARAGINE, D-CATEGIN, FARNESE, P-COUMARIC-ACID, AVICULARIN, QUERCITIN, RUTIN, URSOLIC-ACID, PROTOCATECHUIC-ACID
CONTAINS COCAINE
MAY CONTAIN ENERGY DRINK
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