Sizes

• 12" x 18"

• 12" x 24" (for longer legends)

• 24" x 18" (for two signs side-by-side)

• 24" x 24" (for two longer signs side-by-side)

• 18" x 18" (for this sign)

• Other*

Sheeting

• 3M™ High Intensity Prismatic

• 3M™ Diamond Grade™ DG³

• 3M™ Engineer Grade (For cowards)

• Other*

Color

• Red on white

• White on red (for masochists)

• Red and black on white (for interesting legends or masochists)

• Red and green on white (for Layout 2 Modified)

• Green on white (only applicable sometimes)

• Other*

Legend

PRIMARY:

• Layout 1 (see example) (Signs use 2024 SHS dimensions by default. 2004 SHS dimensions may also be chosen.** Other sign dimensions may be used upon request, with proof that Cincinnati used it at one point or another, like this sign.**)

• Layout 2 (see example)

• Layout 2 Modified (see example) (Layout 2 + dividing line, green legend below line)

• Layout 3 (see example) (Rarely used)

• Layout 4 (see example)

• Layout 1 Mirrored (see example) (WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK??? KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT EW EW EW)

SECONDARY:

• "NO STOPPING PARKING" (Only to be used with Layout 1 signs, if trying to be lore-friendly)

• "NO PARKING" (Primarily to be used with Layout 2 signs, if trying to be lore-friendly, though *very* rarely used with Layout 1 signs.)

• "NO STOPPING"

• "NO STANDING"***

• "NO CEASING"***

• "NO PARKING OR STANDING" (Used on this sign)

• N/A (Intended for Layout 3 or 4)

• Other*

TERTIARY:

Vehicles (Usually used after "EXCEPT")

• "CHARTER BUS"

• "BUSES"

• "SCHOOL BUSES"

• "METRO BUSES"

• "TAXI"

• "LIMOUSINES"

• "COUNTY VEHICLES"

• "COUNTY PROBATION"

• "COUNTY CARS"

• "OFFICIAL CARS COUNCIL MEMBERS ONLY"

• "CITY ("VEHICLES" or "VEHICLE")"

• "CITY PROSECUTOR VEHICLES"

• "HAMILTON COUNTY PROSECUTOR"

• "HAMILTON COUNTY COMMISSIONER"

• "HAMILTON COUNTY EMU VEHICLES"

• "CLERK OF COURTS VEHICLES"

• "METRO VEHICLES"

• "(+ Optional "OFFICIAL") (+ Optional "CITY") POLICE VEHICLES"

• "ON DUTY POLICE PERSONNEL"

• "SHERIFF VEHICLES"

• "SHERIFF ADMINISTRATION"

• "JUVENILE COURT VEHICLES"

• "JFS VEHICLES"

• "FIRE VEHICLES"

• "HEALTH VAN"

• "HEALTH VEHICLE"

• "CHURCH VEHICLES"

• "MSD EDUCATION CENTER VEHICLES"

• "INSTRUCTIONAL VEHICLES"

• "RCIC VEHICLES"

• "FEDERAL RESERVE"

• "SHUTTLE BUS"

• "CITY HALL SHUTTLE VAN"

• "W & S SHUTTLE"

• "TWO CENTENNIAL POOL CAR"

• "SATELLITE TRUCKS"

• "MEDIA LIVE TRUCKS"

• "MOBILE FOOD VENDORS"

Uses

• "BUS STOP"

• "(+ Optional "SCHOOL") BUS LOADING"

• "BUS PARKING ONLY"

• "CINCINNATI POLICE CIS PARKING ONLY"

• "SHERIFF PARKING ONLY"

• "TAXI STAND" (+ Optional "LAYOVER")

• "TAXI DROP-OFF"

• "LIMOUSINE STAND"

• "CARRIAGE STAND"

• "CARRIAGE PASSENGER LOADING"

• "FIRE LANE"

• "FIRE HYDRANT"***

• "METERED PARKING"

• ""PAY TO PARK (+ Optional "ZONE") (+ Optional "[NUMBER or CODE (e.g. "425")]")"**

• "("TRUCK" or "TRUCKS") LOADING"

• "(+ Optional "METERED") LOADING (+ Optional "ZONE")

• "GAME DAY HANDICAPPED DROP-OFF"

• "FOUNTAIN SQUARE EVENT LOADING PERMIT ONLY"

• "CUSTOMER LOADING"

• "VALET (+ Optional "SERVICE") (+ Optional "LOADING")"

• "DURING VALET OPERATIONS"

• "HOTEL GUESTS CHECKING IN AND OUT"

• "(+ Optional "RIDE SHARE") DROP-OFF (+ Optional "/") PICK-UP (+ Optional "ONLY")"

• "(+ Optional "STUDENT") DROP OFF (+ Optional "/") PICK UP (+ Optional "ONLY")"

• "STUDENT ("PICK UP" or "PICK-UP")

• "EHS PARENT PARKING"

• "TURN AROUND ONLY"

Time

• "ANY TIME"

• "ANY TIMF" ("ANY TIME" with the bottom of the "E" ripped off since installation, uncorrected in at least 5 years)

• "ANYTIME"

• "([TIMES (e.g. "7-9AM 4-6PM", variable formatting)] and/or [DATES (e.g. "MON. THRU FRI.", "SCHOOL DAYS", "3RD THURS. OF THE MONTH", variable formatting)] and/or "ALL OTHER TIMES" and/or "OTHER TIMES" and/or "ALL TIMES" and/or "ALL OTHER DAYS"*** and/or "ALL DAYS") (+ Optional "STREET CLEANING")"**

• "ON POSTED DATES & TIMES"

• "2 HRS. BEFORE TO 1 HR. AFTER ALL EVENTS"

• "FOOTBALL GAME DAYS" ("EXCEPT [unknown text]")

• "LEGAL HOLIDAYS"

Other

• "EITHER SIDE OF STREET"

• "THIS SIDE OF STREET"***

• "THIS SIDE (+ Optional "OF SIGN")"***

• "BETWEEN SIGNS"***

• "BETWEEN DRIVEWAYS"

• "(+ Optional "FROM") HERE TO CORNER"

• "WITHIN (DISTANCE [e.g. "30 FEET"])"***

• "DO NOT BLOCK DRIVEWAY"

• "ON PAVEMENT"

• "IN SEEDED AREA"

• "IN CIRCLE"

• "VEHICLES MUST PARK ON SIDEWALK TO KEEP FIRE LANE CLEAR"

• "PARKING OFF ROADWAY PROHIBITED"

• "PAY AND DISPLAY PARKING ONLY"

• "PERMIT ONLY"

• "WASHINGTON PARK PERMIT ONLY"

• "ZIEGLER PARK PERMIT ONLY"

• "FIRE MUSEUM PERMIT ONLY"

• "POLICE MUSEUM PERMIT ONLY"

• "CONVENTION CENTER PERMIT ONLY"

• "SPECIAL PERMIT"

• "PARK PERMIT"

• "CAR SHARE PERMIT VEHICLES"

• "PERMIT CENTER"

• "PERMIT PARKING ONLY"

• "PARKING BY PERMIT ONLY"

• "PURCHASE PERMITS AT 352-4080"

• "[Tow-Away Zone graphic, black] TOW AWAY ZONE"

• Does this count? I hope not.

• "ROCK 'N' ROLL STAR PARKING ONLY" (I have no clue what this is about)

• "PARKING ANYTIME" (eurgh)

• N/A

• Other*

Add-ons to other tertiary legends

Add-ons may be inserted before, after, between, or within any tertiary legend(s). Multiple add-ons may be used multiple times. All add-ons are special orders.**

• "EXCEPT"**

• "([TIMES (e.g. "7-9AM 4-6PM", variable formatting)] and/or [DATES (e.g. "MON. THRU FRI.", "SCHOOL DAYS", "3RD THURS. OF THE MONTH", variable formatting)] and/or "ALL OTHER TIMES" and/or "OTHER TIMES" and/or "ALL TIMES" and/or "ALL OTHER DAYS"*** and/or "ALL DAYS") (+ Optional "STREET CLEANING")"**

• "(TIME LIMIT [e.g. "10 MIN LIMIT", variable formatting])"**

• "OR"**

• "&"**

• "ONLY"**

• "LOADING ZONE"**

• Dividing line (connected to border or separate)**

QUATERNARY:

• Left and/or Right Arrowheads "TOW ZONE" (see example)

• Left and/or Right Arrow with separate "TOW ZONE" text (see example)

• Left and/or Right Arrow with separate "TOW AWAY" text (see example)

• Left and/or Right Arrow (see example) (Typically only used with Layout 2 signs [not pictured in example])

• Short Left or Right Arrow "TOW ZONE" (see example)

• "TOW ZONE" text with no arrows (see example)

• Left and/or Right Arrow with "VIOLATORS WILL BE TOWED" text (see example)

• "TOW AWAY ZONE" text with no arrows (see example)

• N/A

• Other*

QUINARY:

• Secondary R7 Series Parking sign (Designed as two separate signs on the same metal sheet) (see example)

• Secondary R7 Series Parking sign (Designed as two connected signs sharing an edge) (see example)

• Integrated or separate R7-201P or R7-201aP Tow-Away Zone sign (The mostly compliant way to do things) (see example)

• Integrated or separate Time Limit or Time and/or Date Range sign (e.g. "EXCEPT SUNDAY")** (see example)

• Font

  • Standard FHWA Series fonts (AKA Highway Gothic)

  • Arial (Choose this option to be instantly put on a list)

  • Impact (or whatever this stupid font is) (Choose this option to be instantly put on a list)

• N/A

• Other*

Other Info

• .080 aluminum

• MUTCD compliant in certain jurisdictions, all of which happen to be outside of reality

• Single post 3/8" mounting holes

• Used in Cincinnati

  • I have spent longer than I care to admit gathering all those legend variations

• Other*