12" x 18"
12" x 24" (for longer legends)
24" x 18" (for two signs side-by-side)
24" x 24" (for two longer signs side-by-side)
18" x 18" (for this sign)
Other*
3M™ High Intensity Prismatic
3M™ Diamond Grade™ DG³
3M™ Engineer Grade (For cowards)
Other*
Red on white
White on red (for masochists)
Red and black on white (for interesting legends or masochists)
Red and green on white (for Layout 2 Modified)
Green on white (only applicable sometimes)
Other*
PRIMARY:
Layout 1 (see example) (Signs use 2024 SHS dimensions by default. 2004 SHS dimensions may also be chosen.** Other sign dimensions may be used upon request, with proof that Cincinnati used it at one point or another, like this sign.**)
Layout 2 (see example)
Layout 2 Modified (see example) (Layout 2 + dividing line, green legend below line)
Layout 3 (see example) (Rarely used)
Layout 4 (see example)
Layout 1 Mirrored (see example) (WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK??? KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT EW EW EW)
SECONDARY:
"NO STOPPING PARKING" (Only to be used with Layout 1 signs, if trying to be lore-friendly)
"NO PARKING" (Primarily to be used with Layout 2 signs, if trying to be lore-friendly, though *very* rarely used with Layout 1 signs.)
"NO STOPPING"
"NO STANDING"***
"NO CEASING"***
"NO PARKING OR STANDING" (Used on this sign)
N/A (Intended for Layout 3 or 4)
Other*
TERTIARY:
All tertiary legends can be used in combination with one or more other tertiary legends.**Vehicles (Usually used after "EXCEPT")
"CHARTER BUS"
"BUSES"
"SCHOOL BUSES"
"METRO BUSES"
"TAXI"
"LIMOUSINES"
"COUNTY VEHICLES"
"COUNTY PROBATION"
"COUNTY CARS"
"OFFICIAL CARS COUNCIL MEMBERS ONLY"
"CITY ("VEHICLES" or "VEHICLE")"
"CITY PROSECUTOR VEHICLES"
"HAMILTON COUNTY PROSECUTOR"
"HAMILTON COUNTY COMMISSIONER"
"HAMILTON COUNTY EMU VEHICLES"
"CLERK OF COURTS VEHICLES"
"METRO VEHICLES"
"(+ Optional "OFFICIAL") (+ Optional "CITY") POLICE VEHICLES"
"ON DUTY POLICE PERSONNEL"
"SHERIFF VEHICLES"
"SHERIFF ADMINISTRATION"
"JUVENILE COURT VEHICLES"
"JFS VEHICLES"
"FIRE VEHICLES"
"HEALTH VAN"
"HEALTH VEHICLE"
"CHURCH VEHICLES"
"MSD EDUCATION CENTER VEHICLES"
"INSTRUCTIONAL VEHICLES"
"RCIC VEHICLES"
"FEDERAL RESERVE"
"SHUTTLE BUS"
"CITY HALL SHUTTLE VAN"
"W & S SHUTTLE"
"TWO CENTENNIAL POOL CAR"
"SATELLITE TRUCKS"
"MEDIA LIVE TRUCKS"
"MOBILE FOOD VENDORS"
Uses
"BUS STOP"
"(+ Optional "SCHOOL") BUS LOADING"
"BUS PARKING ONLY"
"CINCINNATI POLICE CIS PARKING ONLY"
"SHERIFF PARKING ONLY"
"TAXI STAND" (+ Optional "LAYOVER")
"TAXI DROP-OFF"
"LIMOUSINE STAND"
"CARRIAGE STAND"
"CARRIAGE PASSENGER LOADING"
"FIRE LANE"
"FIRE HYDRANT"***
"METERED PARKING"
""PAY TO PARK (+ Optional "ZONE") (+ Optional "[NUMBER or CODE (e.g. "425")]")"**
"("TRUCK" or "TRUCKS") LOADING"
"(+ Optional "METERED") LOADING (+ Optional "ZONE")
"GAME DAY HANDICAPPED DROP-OFF"
"FOUNTAIN SQUARE EVENT LOADING PERMIT ONLY"
"CUSTOMER LOADING"
"VALET (+ Optional "SERVICE") (+ Optional "LOADING")"
"DURING VALET OPERATIONS"
"HOTEL GUESTS CHECKING IN AND OUT"
"(+ Optional "RIDE SHARE") DROP-OFF (+ Optional "/") PICK-UP (+ Optional "ONLY")"
"(+ Optional "STUDENT") DROP OFF (+ Optional "/") PICK UP (+ Optional "ONLY")"
"STUDENT ("PICK UP" or "PICK-UP")
"EHS PARENT PARKING"
"TURN AROUND ONLY"
Time
"ANY TIME"
"ANY TIMF" ("ANY TIME" with the bottom of the "E" ripped off since installation, uncorrected in at least 5 years)
"ANYTIME"
"([TIMES (e.g. "7-9AM 4-6PM", variable formatting)] and/or [DATES (e.g. "MON. THRU FRI.", "SCHOOL DAYS", "3RD THURS. OF THE MONTH", variable formatting)] and/or "ALL OTHER TIMES" and/or "OTHER TIMES" and/or "ALL TIMES" and/or "ALL OTHER DAYS"*** and/or "ALL DAYS") (+ Optional "STREET CLEANING")"**
"ON POSTED DATES & TIMES"
"2 HRS. BEFORE TO 1 HR. AFTER ALL EVENTS"
"FOOTBALL GAME DAYS" ("EXCEPT [unknown text]")
"LEGAL HOLIDAYS"
Other
"EITHER SIDE OF STREET"
"THIS SIDE OF STREET"***
"THIS SIDE (+ Optional "OF SIGN")"***
"BETWEEN SIGNS"***
"BETWEEN DRIVEWAYS"
"(+ Optional "FROM") HERE TO CORNER"
"WITHIN (DISTANCE [e.g. "30 FEET"])"***
"DO NOT BLOCK DRIVEWAY"
"ON PAVEMENT"
"IN SEEDED AREA"
"IN CIRCLE"
"VEHICLES MUST PARK ON SIDEWALK TO KEEP FIRE LANE CLEAR"
"PARKING OFF ROADWAY PROHIBITED"
"PAY AND DISPLAY PARKING ONLY"
"PERMIT ONLY"
"WASHINGTON PARK PERMIT ONLY"
"ZIEGLER PARK PERMIT ONLY"
"FIRE MUSEUM PERMIT ONLY"
"POLICE MUSEUM PERMIT ONLY"
"CONVENTION CENTER PERMIT ONLY"
"SPECIAL PERMIT"
"PARK PERMIT"
"CAR SHARE PERMIT VEHICLES"
"PERMIT CENTER"
"PERMIT PARKING ONLY"
"PARKING BY PERMIT ONLY"
"PURCHASE PERMITS AT 352-4080"
"[Tow-Away Zone graphic, black] TOW AWAY ZONE"
Does this count? I hope not.
"ROCK 'N' ROLL STAR PARKING ONLY" (I have no clue what this is about)
"PARKING ANYTIME" (eurgh)
N/A
Other*
Add-ons to other tertiary legends
Add-ons may be inserted before, after, between, or within any tertiary legend(s). Multiple add-ons may be used multiple times. All add-ons are special orders.**
"EXCEPT"**
"([TIMES (e.g. "7-9AM 4-6PM", variable formatting)] and/or [DATES (e.g. "MON. THRU FRI.", "SCHOOL DAYS", "3RD THURS. OF THE MONTH", variable formatting)] and/or "ALL OTHER TIMES" and/or "OTHER TIMES" and/or "ALL TIMES" and/or "ALL OTHER DAYS"*** and/or "ALL DAYS") (+ Optional "STREET CLEANING")"**
"(TIME LIMIT [e.g. "10 MIN LIMIT", variable formatting])"**
"OR"**
"&"**
"ONLY"**
"LOADING ZONE"**
Dividing line (connected to border or separate)**
QUATERNARY:
All arrow options may be optionally centered (Cincinnati signs with arrows pointing one way often have off-center arrows).** (Your choice of arrowhead design: arrowhead 1, arrowhead 2, arrowhead 3, arrowhead 4, arrowhead 5; Default design is arrowhead 1, others are special orders**)Left and/or Right Arrowheads "TOW ZONE" (see example)
Left and/or Right Arrow with separate "TOW ZONE" text (see example)
Left and/or Right Arrow with separate "TOW AWAY" text (see example)
Left and/or Right Arrow (see example) (Typically only used with Layout 2 signs [not pictured in example])
Short Left or Right Arrow "TOW ZONE" (see example)
"TOW ZONE" text with no arrows (see example)
Left and/or Right Arrow with "VIOLATORS WILL BE TOWED" text (see example)
"TOW AWAY ZONE" text with no arrows (see example)
N/A
Other*
QUINARY:
Secondary R7 Series Parking sign (Designed as two separate signs on the same metal sheet) (see example)
Secondary R7 Series Parking sign (Designed as two connected signs sharing an edge) (see example)
Integrated or separate R7-201P or R7-201aP Tow-Away Zone sign (The mostly compliant way to do things) (see example)
Integrated or separate Time Limit or Time and/or Date Range sign (e.g. "EXCEPT SUNDAY")** (see example)
Font
Standard FHWA Series fonts (AKA Highway Gothic)
Arial (Choose this option to be instantly put on a list)
Impact (or whatever this stupid font is) (Choose this option to be instantly put on a list)
N/A
Other*
.080 aluminum
MUTCD compliant in certain jurisdictions, all of which happen to be outside of reality
Single post 3/8" mounting holes
Used in Cincinnati
I have spent longer than I care to admit gathering all those legend variations
Other*