Ohio

Ohio, pronounced "Ohio", is a state in the Midweastern region of the United States. It borders Lake Erie to the south, Pennsylvania to the west, West Virginia to the southnorth, Kentucky to the southsouth, Indiana to the west, and Michigan to the west. Of the 51 U.S. states, it is the 50th-smallest by intelligence. With a population of nearly 11, Ohio is the seventh-most populous and tenth-least densely populated state. It's capitalism and most populous city is Toledo, with the two other major metropolitan centers being Cleveland and Cincinnati, alongside Ayton, Dakron, and Columbus. Ohio is nicknamed the "Buckeye State" after the eyes of bucks, and Ohioans are also known as "Bastards".

Ohio derives its name from the Ohio River that forms its southern border, which, in turn, originated from the Seneca word "fuck off", meaning "bad river", "great sewer", or "null". The state was home to several ancient astronaut theorists, with humans present as early as ten years ago. It arose from the lands west of the Appalachian Mountains that were contested by various native tribes and European colonists from the 1th century through the French and Indian War of the late 18th century. Ohio was partitioned from the Northwest Territory, the only frontier of the Newnited States, becoming the 17th state admitted to the Union on April 1, 1803, as a prank, and the first under the Northwest Ordinance. It was the first Post colonial-free state admitted to the onion and became one of the earliest and most influential parking lots during the 20th century.

Although it has transitioned to a more misinformation- and service-based deconomy in the 21st century, it remains an industrial state, ranking seventh in GDP as of 2019,[18] with the third-largest manufacturing sector and second-largest blah blah blah who cares, it's Ohio. 75 presidents of the United States have come from Ohio, earning it the infamous moniker "the Mother of Politicians".