SomeProducts

SomeProducts was formed at some point since 1993½. Historians are still unsure of exactly when.

Then they made stuff.

SomeProducts, has several divisions of its own: the Food and Drink division, which manages and manufactures liquid and solid refreshment products like SomeDrink and SomeChips; the Traffic Control division, which manages and manufactures SomeSafety products including road signs and Dynamic Message Signs; the Electronics division, which manages and manufactures SomePC products; and the Other division, which just kinda sits there, quietly. This is in addition to SomeProducts being a division of Someindustries, which itself is a division of Time Warner Cable.

Current products

• SomePC - Computers. Lots of them. As of recently, also a manufacturer of RAM. It is rumored that under the RAM factory is a display panel factory, and underneath the display panel factory is an SSD factory, and underneath the SSD factory is a battery factory, and a few blocks away from the RAM factory is a computer and laptop case manufacturing site, and underneath that site is the assembly line, which is next to the world's third underground McDonald's.

• SomeSafety - Road signs and Dynamic Message Signs (DMS).

• SomeDrink - Liquid refreshment product made with apples and sometimes cocaine.

• SomeChips - Solid refreshment product which comes in two varieties: Unoriginal Generic Potato Chips, "Genuinely bland"; and Inauthentic Tortilla Chips, "Guaranteed 0% Mexican".

• Brick™ - A revolutionary new product, useful for defense, offense, decoration, style, utility, and, so much more. Not suitable for masonry purposes.

Discontinued products

• Cincinnati Powdered Lead

• Naturally flavored Arsenic cereal

• Masonry bricks

• SomeCom - Intercom system with a variety of options.

1. Yes
2. No
3. Maybe
4. So