Valenterriable
By Aundra Tomlins
(w 104)
“Don’t be a Grinch!” Sissy scrunched her nose.
“I’m not a Grinch, I love Christmas. I HATE Valentine's day. I’m an Anti-tine.”
“Ugh”
“It’s sticky and sweet. It’s sappy and sugary. It’s just stupid. It’s Valenterriable!” Victor said.
Victor vowed to always hate Valentine's Day. He hated hearts and loathed lovie-dubie things.
Sissy rolled her eyes, “Whatever.” and threw an envelope at him.
Inside it read
Hope you have a HORRIBLE day.
Valentines will soon go away
Tomorrow I’ll give you a great big hug
But for now you can have this sticky slug.
Victor laughed. He did like slugs.